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M. O’Lybdenum

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Live in Northern Virginia but have been all over. Spent 14 years in Korea. Had cancer 3 times but am “ok” now. Gen X. Love cats. Will post about anything. Like to tell stories. My mom thinks I’m hilarious. My wife, not so much. ~Geography Bee Finalist~

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Fucking Charmin bears. I’ll make you clean.

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Forgot how much I loved this song. Lush “Hypocrite” (1994) youtu.be/qGVzyby5kcU?...

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Oh, they’re trying to get everyone involved in the Great Locomotive Chase the medal. Seems like these were two of the mast not to have been awarded it yet. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_L...

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Found out via Instagram that President Biden awarded the Medal of Honor to a couple of Civil War soldiers today. Will look their stories up later but I love the possibility this was done at least in part as a subtle “fuck you” to our current crop of white supremacists. Continue to eat shit, losers.

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And again, WE’RE IN THE BLUEST PART OF A BLUE STATE! I’m starting to take screenshots of this shit because I don’t think they’re bluffing anymore.

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Already have a white Boomer lady in our Nextdoor replying to every post about “crime” (which is exclusively assumed to be perpetrated by non-whites because, Nextdoor) with “Nov 5 is coming soon” & when anyone asks what will happen then she replies “you’ll see.” These fascist cunts want/expect blood.

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That was pretty good.

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Perfection dot gif

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I dig your new pfp by the way. Clearly it was free because you don’t have any more gold.

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Don’t think I’ve shared this here before. Who wore it better? That’s my Kuro on the left and his biker doppelgänger on the right.

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So sorry for your loss. Thinking of Skritch tonight.

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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -Dr. Albert Schweitzer

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It must suck to be a real journalist at a place like WaPo or NYT considering the opinion columnists there. It would be like working at a grocery store except there's one guy who shits and pisses on the floor all day long and somehow he gets paid 10 times more than you

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Get some more gold so I can take it from you for this.

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Everything about Cristiano Ronaldo makes my skin crawl. Always has. Allez les Bleus!

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But did you ever take it higher?

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That’s truly a thing of beauty.

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Let’s primary this asshole in ‘26.

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Went on without a hitch. Must have been all the prayers. Thanks everyone.

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No, the knob that controls the spray was made of cheap plastic and broke. We actually have two of them. My toilet I just keep a pair of pliers nearby, but my wife is fancy and won’t do that for hers. Women, amiright?

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My exp goes to 11, that’s a good place to stop.

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Oh this will be number five lifetime? This one is actually a replacement for one that broke.

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Unfinished business! LOL cheers mate

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Well at least I know that works lol

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Installing my second bidet attachment this year. Pray for me.

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I’m still alive in that game. Gonna test your streak here too.

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Jul 5th 2003 - Oh Dae-su has until this day to answer 2 questions: Who kidnapped him, keeping him in a sealed room for 15 years? and why? 📽️📅 Oldboy (2003)

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I’d play Clerks on the holodeck.

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Behind the Confederate flag is a Pomeranian I bet.

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I always love how, when syphilis was introduced into Europe the English called it “the French disease” and the French called it “the English disease”

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Carvajal gonna be a big miss in the semis for Spain. He was everywhere today.

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Beautiful header from Marino. Woeful defending from Germany. The better team won this match, eventually.

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I guess this is covered by misogyny but I just can’t believe this guy has a political career at all considering that, by all accounts, he drove his previous wife to suicide.

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This skeet just cut across four lanes of traffic on the Beltway.

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