“MARV”

alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

the people who supported forcing this mess on us in 2020 are very upset you think they're stupid & making fun of them

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

I’m extremely uncomfortable and there’s no end in sight… taking ibuprofen for this is like taking a Flinstone Kids vitamin for cancer

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Here, take this Rx strength ibuprofen in stomach-annihilating quantities for the next two months while you wait to see a rheumatologist… My kingdom for a steroid so I can do things like snap my fingers without it feeling like I’m smashing them against a rock

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

You can feel it everywhere

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

Smelting

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Sucker MC’s call me “Sire”, Your Honor

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

My lab results show that there’s a strong chance I have acquired arthritis of some kind … thankfully, since I haven’t heard yet from the doctor, the lab results also make me fairly certain I have numerous cancers and will drop dead tomorrow

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

Hell yeah brother

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Golikehellmachine_DEFIANT!

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

🤘🔥💪💪💪💪

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Hell yeah I’m a golikehellmachine modest dressed man black flag minor threat fugazi and 100 more like this I’ll keep listening vote on brother

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

Yeah I’m a golikehellmachine … that hardest hardcore brotato chip you ever laid eyes on … I came here to mosh and vote and it looks like there’s no pit 💪🤘🔥

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT THE YOUTH NEED? MOSH PIT!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘VOTE!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Fucking pisses me off that the lead guitar on “Venus” plays a fucking major pentatonic over a fucking minor chord IDIOT WITH NO EARS

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Positive toxic masculinity I guess?

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

His “this is my politics” tweet where it’s a mosh pit I almost died from embarrassment

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

I'm serious as dancer When I say rhythm gives ya cancer

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

GOSUCKSHITMACHINE morelike

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

LMAO this dingus is the most cringe tuff guy shitlib of them all

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

YASSSSSSSSSSSS👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🐝🐝🐝🐝🍯🍯🍯🍯

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

So the NYT is doing a coup kind of

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

Big burlap nutsacks

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Somebody should put this on the teleprompter the next time they march dazed President Grandpa out there to speak

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

How dare all these queers express despair as people in power craft means by which to dispose of them????!!!! Like this is already happening, it’s not doomsaying

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

The 79 year old most people actually could not stand 30 years ago

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

Astonishing watching all these big shit accounts admonish people for feeling helpless and terrified right now and disguising it as “I’m a fighter” Fuck you… fuck you back to the Stone Age

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

BREAKING: VP HARRIS DRAWS REVOLVER AND AIMS AT PRESIDENT; DEMANDS DRAWING OF CLOCK

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

James fucking Carville You can’t tell me these people are serious or prepared to fight the enemy

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Well I’m glad to hear you don’t have cancer

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Wtf???

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

Oblo duolingo Mr roboto

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Literally a conservative in practice

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

lol no idea… I don’t follow them; I find them foolish

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

I’m so mad I’m ready to vote while having sex with the voting booth itself

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Wait, hold up Let me just see what faine Greenwood has to say about all this before I overreact

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

Check yourself before you wriggedy wrecker yourself

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