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I’m an educator. The increased use of AI has been, uh… interesting.

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I unlearned the English language to avoid news of every kind this week. Not only will I not read, I can’t.

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Sorry me and my dysentery riddle family got washed downstream when we tried to ford the river so we’re too far off to help. Also all of our oxen died.

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She makes she shells in the she shed

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I mean, at this point the tail is wagging the dog and we’re all powerless to stop it as media runs the same playbook.

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How’s your mother?

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Is your father a Pinball Wizard

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PSA America It's Sir Mister, or (the) Prime Minister, or just the surname. It's not "Prime Minister Pickles" and--I'm begging you here--it is not "Sir Pickles" under any circumstances whatsoever. No. Bad.

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Must be nice

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“He hated Asians and Jews just as much as you do!”

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Try once in each zone until it feels right

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I’d pay to see Pritzker airflare

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It’s all pretty deeply tied to a church schism in anabaptist sects in Swiss and German areas of Europe. Their preference to remain separate from the rest of US society has kept their language traditions strong, and it’s also a reason they’ll often call American outsiders “the English”.

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Never mind all that, have you seen our latest “Biden Old” article quoting an anonymous source who wasn’t actually present but heard from a different anonymous source that Joe said he is, and we quote, “so so eepy”?

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I sure don’t!

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The Amish speak “Pennsylvania Dutch” which is a bit of a misnomer. The “Dutch” part is just an Americanized “Deutsch” which is German for “German.” Pennsylvania Dutch is often considered a sub-type of “palatine German” from the upper Rhine valley.

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And if he can’t we’ll get someone else to do it. Not Kamala though. Maybe JB Pritzker can break? Whitmer?

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Real presidents go to sleep in the courtroom!

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What, you don’t like questions?!

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There are also tajin gummy bears if you have not yet tried those.

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What, you don’t like cats?!

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It’s wild watching a whole different batch of people falling for the same exact type of media playbook that got us Trump in the first place. A lot of these folks scoffed and chortled at people who fell for it before but they’re all for it now because it’s supporting *their* own preconceptions.

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Begging people to question media narratives about elections. What is reported, how it’s reported and what is amplified is not developed in some kind of holy and clean bubble outside of politics. We should be questioning the purpose of narratives *especially* when it confirms our fears and suspicions

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We all known that famous mantra from the wise scholar Sun Tzu: “Do what your enemies are begging for, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong?”

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Women do be shoppin. Also men be shoppin. And nonbinary people? Shoppin. You’re all killing the environment.

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Wow a moxie, I haven’t seen one of those in years!

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People never want to admit they’re the mark. People really want their suspicions to be confirmed. Those two things combined have made liberal/left voters absolutely insane about this thing.

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He couldn’t put a sentence together because of lockjaw. It’s loosened up since.

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It’s absolutely killing me inside because it’s the *same* campaign they’ve been using to move far right voters. The “sleepy joe” mantra is largely from Trump, and was parroted by Robert Hur to throw the same crowd a bone. Talking heads were waiting for a reason to jam the “it’s joever” button since.

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Ja is waiting in his check to clear, and so am I.

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JB has been a delight as my governor but he is unelectable for many reasons that, right or wrong, offend different groups of voters. He is a large man and for much of the electorate that’s a no-go. He is (((Jewish))). He’s also a billionaire. He also has the Chicago albatross hanging on his neck.

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Some of them get a useful sub-label of “antisemitism minimization”

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If that’s wrong I don’t wanna be right.

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I know for a fact that I’ve made some good friends pretty heated recently because I have insisted that they are a mark for these exact kinds of media campaigns and that the factual nature of his cognitive decline is irrelevant to the manner in which information has been disseminated about it.

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I’ve got Covid (actual), same

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My heart says I want to fight but my Jewish generational trauma says I better get out of Dodge.

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Airbud always takes the shot

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Wow I love the corgi from cowboy bebop they’re such vibes

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Definitely spiking in and around Chicago. The wife and I both popped this week after going the whole pandemic to this point in the clear.

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Why should the rich die painlessly, after all?

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None of your business

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I’d beef you’d beef weed beef

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Nature is healing

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I’m speaking on the whole northern part of the island!

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Well… depends on your point of view on whether it has been *completely* independent, I suppose.

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There are more than a handful of Irish folks that call them “Ulster Scots” rather than Scotch-Irish because why should they let them steal their heritage too!

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A whole lot of them signed on for the imperialism. The term “scotch Irish” exists because the Scots gleefully signed on to the Irish plantation systems and moved en masse into Northern Ireland as part of an imperial colonizing project.

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I’m not asking for anything… except for you consider how delicious my girlfriend cookies are. Take a look at my cookbook for tips!

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And then they drive down to Quantico in 10 minutes flat.

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Look, I’m on the internet way too much just like everyone else but I’ve become convinced over the years that it’s been as much of a societal ill as it has a boon, especially as I teach kids who have clearly not developed social-emotional and self moderation skills we used to take for granted.

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