Tyrannostradamus

Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

So neither of you are wrong with regards to your respective coloquialisms. His is very much a real turn of phrase that means exactly what he intends it to mean. He just seems to convergently evolve it to that purpose.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:03 UTC

Needs more Comet in Black. :3

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

ROTUND Earther.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

Well it's more of a gradual falloff as one approaches 6'. I can still do minor cantrips and a few more complex incantations with visual and tactile aid, but that's it. Basically I'm saying I'm a half caster.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 10:46 UTC

TUBE NOSE!

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

Too much strawberry jam!

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 06:08 UTC

I've been wracking my brain as to what holotype that is. I bet if I saw the whole skull it'd click

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

Become Leshy. Build totem. Terrorize any peasants that intrude on your forest.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

100k lady finger sandwich prep device.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Very much so. This is badass. <3

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 06:24 UTC

SWAMP DUCK PUPPER

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

Genuine query: how much of that is own via purchase and how much is inherit? I'm on the track to inherit myself and wanna know which side of that statistic I'm on

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 06:26 UTC

I'm waiting for the IRL Cyberpunk DLC to drop. I need me that sandevistan

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

Hey. Never underestimate that white weenie will go the extra mile if you let it. Get your curve down so that it's faster than your opponent's capability to stabilize, and it does work.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 06:02 UTC

I just don't participate. It's too much of a hassle to bother, anymore.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 08:15 UTC

Does that make my social life descriptor "vampiring" since I'm active at night?

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 08:04 UTC

*Ewan McGregor voice* Hello there.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

The players are right. There's nothing quite like turning into a 9 ton killing machine and using it as a damage sponge.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

It's, like a place for the dead to REST. Grandma ain't gonna get that good grave sleep with people tapdancing up top.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Gimme that sandevistan. I want those Cyberpunk powers.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

If you source the parts yourself, can you get away with only paying for labor? Cuz if so... ;)

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

I used to watch the series annually up until a few years ago. The CGI effects are showing their age, but I still adore it. It might be time to dust off the old slingshot maneuver.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

And at 38, I've determined that I'll use whatever lingo I damn well please, deadass.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

The word thagamizer, used to describe the tail spikes on stegosaurids, was not originally the scientific term for it. It was just appropriated by the scientific community from Gary Larson's Far Side comic in 1982.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 07:10 UTC

The mantis is my favorite insect, but their genesis cycle gives me the willies.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 06:27 UTC

For reference, the Earth is roughly 25,000mi in circumference. Voyager 1 is around 600,000 times that distance from us.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 06:19 UTC

Colossal frogs, but it's just a bunch of beelzebufo.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Narud, is that you?

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

The pepper, mostly.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

So if they are 0-0 going into extra innings, would it be considered a shitshow?

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Those steampunk dwarves aren't steampunk enough!

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Remember that ratites have fought and won a war against humans and their guns by being faster than bullets. :)

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 09, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

One of the rare times Skol and Hati actually meet up.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

I have a red bellied that comes around and drills the absolute hell out of my porch posts. He has the audacity to pop up and look at me through the windows like he's daring me to tell him off.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Ngl that is one helluva url.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 06:19 UTC

I drove through the panhandle once to get to Washington. It was the scariest 2 hrs of my life, and I'm a white guy.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 17, 2024 at 05:04 UTC

Monday is number 1 because, without it, you wouldn't look forward to the rest of the week as strongly otherwise.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

We installed that lights witch for you so that you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw lights witch raves.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

Potatoes. Potassium and vitamin c rich, and they double as either a melee bludgeoning device, or a thrown missile.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Can this be a consecutive charge every time she refuses? And can it be retroactive? Please?

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 15, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

This me but Pagos. Fuck that instance, man.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

One day at a time. I still get depressed about my last dog and she's been gone for 10 years.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Correct. My default state is inclement

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

Why Ohio? There's nothing here. It's not even a state. It's a hole in the ground with assholes living in it.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 18, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

Not being Martian OR a shapeshifter, sadly.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

I have a bird named Emmy that I call Nugget. :3

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

What ARE the Squ?

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

Tbf tho, Furbies are terrifying under the right circumstances. One could conceivably scare Stone Cold into a heart attack.

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 05, 2024 at 05:22 UTC

I live in county. Write in vote it is.MFers won't win if I have anything to say about it

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Tyrannostradamus @tyrannostradamus.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

This is the philosophy I'm holding to since I got my invite like 3 days ago. I feel so much better, so that's a point in favor

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