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vanta greige
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i'm definitely talking about people on this here website
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936 followers 646 following 6156 posts
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vanta greige
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i'm definitely talking about people on this here website
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vanta greige
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the wink wink is so obvious, how are people still falling for this at face value
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vanta greige
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how do you keep it on the stick
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vanta greige
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that's SIR Praise The Prime Minister Kier The Waffle
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vanta greige
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me putting my little yogurt cups in my little blue bin with my ac set to 82°
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vanta greige
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women are from margina men are from penus
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vanta greige
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but didn't you know all your Women friends have an individual towel for every orifice
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vanta greige
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hey men
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vanta greige
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for some reason unknown to myself i started beatboxing to Jolene in the kitchen and my partner wants a divorce
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vanta greige
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do not google Banana Smoothie Song
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vanta greige
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i am about to become a parent if all goes well between now and august and i am asking parent friends about Palatable Children's Content and many have mentioned Blippi and i watch the videos and i'm like, you guys are cooked
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vanta greige
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did you know they recently cast a second actor to play him who is almost indistinguible from him and they switch them out whenevs
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vanta greige
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we need another billionaire submersible catastrophe asap
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vanta greige
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i catch and release almost every creature i find in my house including spiders but there is one creature i cannot abide and it is this necromantic ovular hair comb i'm sorry faine it goes straight into a tissue and down the toilet where i hope it can find its way back to the reins of satan's chariot
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vanta greige
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i'm getting reports that it still doesn't exist but if that's the case then who's writing all these B- papers i'm grading
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vanta greige
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fixed it
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vanta greige
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putting eyes on my friends' food pics for no reason
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vanta greige
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AI was so much more interesting when it didn't exist
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vanta greige
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the way the phrase "not unkindly" always lays me out
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vanta greige
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i thought the go-bag i've been gradually preparing and maintaining was for earthquakes but i think something different is afoot
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vanta greige
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imagine having things on your mind, i would never
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vanta greige
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it really is a kind of scripting so it makes sense it belongs there and not in an actual moment of conflict
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vanta greige
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you nailed i promise!
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vanta greige
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i'll try to receive this wisdom rather than feel dragged by it 🙏
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vanta greige
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smart, keeps you out of trouble in case of FOIA requests
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vanta greige
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Scorpio rising 🦂
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vanta greige
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i'm dying for this one annoying person to talk sideways at me so i can read his ben franklin cosplayin, constitutional convention larpin ass for ye olde filth (he's running for local office and he talks like if abe lincoln was in your grad seminar)
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vanta greige
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do you guys bank insults tailored to specific people for the day they finally cross you
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vanta greige
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i barely remember it but it must be so weird when you're a kid and adults who carried you one time when you were 8 months old are like "don't you remember me??"
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vanta greige
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slayin' the donk
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vanta greige
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i think it's really funny that some scholars interpret the donkey as Anubis, that donkey is donkey af
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vanta greige
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necromancerling
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vanta greige
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vanta greige
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i also remember poop knife and don't want to how do i delete this post from ever happening
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vanta greige
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i'm definitely doing it wrong in many ways
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vanta greige
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<i> or woman </i>
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vanta greige
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has anyone ever cleaned their toilet brush holder since the dawn of man
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vanta greige
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vanta greige
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vanta greige
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you have no idea how excited my fishcord server is going to be about this
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vanta greige
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if i hear you say "officer he went that way" you'd better be pointing the wrong way
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vanta greige
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i wish that for her
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vanta greige
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i can't believe i wrote "the sentence level" lol
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vanta greige
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vanta greige
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out of*
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vanta greige
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I'm trying to figure out what Aegis was... a labeler that evolved it of the contraption?
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vanta greige
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did you watch more eps? she at least returns in flashbacks, though with much worse hair
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vanta greige
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i'm reading Nona the Ninth, book 3 of the Locked Tomb series, and i think it's really exceptional, like top tier scifi lit. book 2 was a rough read w/ some great moments, but something magical happens with the writing in Nona, not just the storytelling but at the sentence level
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vanta greige
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this is the intervening wisdom I'm here for
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vanta greige
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i currently have a case of it regarding the entire profession
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