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(to Susan Johnson, played by Carol Burnett) Magnum: Nice looking coat! What is it? Unborn linoleum?


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"listen to them. children of the night. what music they make!" re: frequent vicious raccoon fights outside, on and around the laden mulberry tree

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looking for a bit of goodness today. watermelon feta salad it is <3

www.themediterraneandish.com/watermelon-s
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outside a few minutes ago literally thinking about jeremy and his salads as i watered plants. come inside to this post. yay!

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in a rich deep voice: "i feeeeeeeeeeeeeel you"

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i'm on smoko

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may i edit elongated children shadows to silhouettes which is the word i meant (my dumb old brain be like that)

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this poster hung in a crap local video storefront for my childish eyes in early 80's. i watched it on youtube and it was sped up somewhat to avoid detection by anti piracy software or something to that effect. but i gotta say the bonkers jingle does grow on ya... haha

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there is something about the elongated children shadows that has haunted me all my life. the movie isn't that good though.

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- how did you vote? - i voted well. and you?

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nice! liatris are so beautiful <3 i've planted many plugs over the years but not one took. my latest is making a valiant effort--it might make it because it is relatively big and not getting crowded out from the get go. wish me luck.

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DERP, or DEeply Regrettable Plantings #3: Chinese Wisteria. grew from a seed over 15 yrs ago; over pruning & heatwave killed it. requires severe pruning, can overtake gardens & ruin architecture. will replace with something native to S. Ontario (but not trumpet vine...)
#gardening
#nativegardening

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he's a shirty guy

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debates motel

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have nobody's diary in my head today. your post resonates with this ear worm <3

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On the Right Track 1981. saw at theatre, back when my parents used to let us kids in grade school walk miles to cinema unaccompanied all the time. i think they desperately wanted us to be abducted by the Black Van that was an urban legend at the time... www.youtube.com/watch?v=k780...

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uncanny

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woke up thinking of Cypress Hill's Psychobetabuckdown then rollerskated backwards into Parliament's Aqua Boogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop). currently squawking bird calls to my cat.

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the lottery is like a perverse election. so chilling, even on a sunny summer's day. love this story and mz jackson's entire body of work <3

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tagline: You know this job is going to suck the life out of you

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maybe HE shot his pa in '85

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was it catweazle

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The Vampire of Human Resources

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thanks so much for the tip! done and done <3

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it's great that they are doing a live action reboot of ren & stimpy

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it's about time they did a live action reboot of ren & stimpy

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cloud iridescence <3

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put on a tinfoil hat and you're matchy matchy

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the chadistics

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appellate: the court where victories are possibly overturned

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thanks for this. every time i see someone post a pic of them like they're something worth celebrating i die a little inside.

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recently watching the box set of Columbo i saw an episode where he leads group of people up and down basement stairs trying to time something connected to a crime and it is totally borrowed in Clue. i have seen that movie many times, an absolute gem <3

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samesies

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i recall that whole fam in CA who died in 2021 on a hike: mom, dad, baby and dog. tragic, preventable. not sure if it's pando that made people thumb their noses at being sensible in the face of dangers. it's rather arrogant and troubling in the even bigger existential threat of climate exacerbation.

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***sparklepower****

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this film stuck with me--gripping! the leads are delicious

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still think of those gams from time to time

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjaJ...

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mantra, in frankie paige's voice in Stigmata: 'il messaggero NON รจ importante'

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now that it's heat advisory hot i expect to see them asap <3

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looks like the lawsuits are working beautifully

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i live under some rocks, but are they able to take this scenario and make it a pseudo doc movie themselves where the blair witch gets revenge for them? i would fucking love that. not sure how they could sidestep any copyrights etc. "i spit on your grave of the blair witch."

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idk about everyone else but FB was useful for me for a decade+ in finding out about and/or organizing events, specifically local bands/shows. now that i mainly haven't gone out in years due to covid and haven't got any money (or fucks or spare lives) to spend, not so much.

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i don't have nightmares. if i'm afraid i don't sleep or sleep lightly/fitfully for short periods while experiencing scary sensations. after seeing blair witch in movie house i could barely sleep and i kept imagining a woman covered in horsehair floating above my bed all night.

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this is what i have been using for my cat recently. found a bunch of teacup saucers. fancy and perfect size/shape for her <3

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frankenstein junior. it's that easy.

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i was in my 20's when this came out, saw it in theatre and had my mind blown. one of the first viral marketing successes via internet. time to give them their due already.

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omg i see that mouth and imagine goat sounds emanating

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woulda named that cat tommy gun

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grocery store picnic table has been cleansed of embarrassingly teenage pornographic doodle crime scene. now employees can go on break without a visual assault & i can lock my bike in rack beside it without being preoccupied with spray painting it out.

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