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Uncle Clit

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I am the clit of the people Shelter under my hood and breathe deep the scent of equality. 28ish. Twitter suspended me for the sixth time this year so I'm gonna be here for a while I guess. Feels like detention

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I did t ask to be born with a nice fat cock, this isn't fair leave me alone it's so small I promise it's just the angle stop it

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Help they're making fun of my big fat dick in the discord

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OCD sucks because why am I ready to remove my hands and feet over the fact that there's maybe 35% less light in here with this new AC in the window

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My wife is now a mushroom..

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Next person that doesn't tip on doordash, I'm gonna go take the food back off their porch and feed it to a squirrel in front of the customer

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I want to disappear and just not exist

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Korby enerogy

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That's just bill Clinton again :(

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH SHIT WHY IS LIFE SO LIFE.. E

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Irl pvp is encouraged

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You ever get so mad that you want to actually die but you know that'd just be too annoying for other people to deal with?

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Somehow this is exactly how I assumed you looked

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Man I'm so tired, I just want to go home to my real home, not this stupid fucking apartment. I want my house back. I'm so fucking sick of this

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Love that my best friend will bitch and complain about work all day to me but the second I mention anything it's "OK" like get fucked holy shit

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PUT THE BUILDING OR BUSINESS YOU'RE AT IF YOU ORDER DELIVERY GOD FUCKING DAMN HOW HARD IS THAT

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Mike's Long Hard Look at His Fucking Life

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Can I just say uh.. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH

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BPD stands for Big Powerful Dolphins

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Just dropped off a doordash order that was a 75 pound bag of dog food and only got a $4 tip. That's dogshit

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Superhero named Penis Parker, much like Peter Parker, he shoots webs

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How I look sniffing my wife's armpits

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Took two melatonin gummies sixteen hours til I land

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Pride month is over so now I have to stop having extremely hot disgusting sweaty nasty stinky sex with men

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Got a new Hello Kitty wall clock and mug today for only $13

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Remembering when I got hit by a car earlier this year and walked it off while bleeding like hell

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Good morning let's piss hard today

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She berry my straw til I milk and shake

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Christianity is fucked because Hitler apparently went to heaven like what the fuck is that shit

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Dr Disrespect's pin on the sex offender registry map

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What the hell are superheroes supposed to even do about covid anyway lmao

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Who up getting bird scrunches rn

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I have a big fucking problem with eating things that have faces on them

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Ngl I just stared at these pictures trying to figure out if they were real or not for like five minutes before I realized

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Met a really cool Van Life guy tonight and he definitely beat how cool my old Jeep was for van life

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Just coughed and launched blood out of my asshole. That CANNOT be healthy

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Don't tell Jesus but I just coveted my neighbor's wife

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I've discovered that humming stops you from having to pee

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Fucked myself with pack of Duracell patteries and now I can smell god

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Becoming an astronaut solely to eat jello while I watch the world spin beneath me

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I chose not to beat Radabeast on my first ever playthrough juuuuuust in case it would've messed up my chance to enter the DLC but I am absolutely NOT ready for any of these bosses lmao I had to summon to dudes to help me with one and we just cornered the boss and went to fuckin' town on it

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If you want to, sure. Please make sure he only eats gluten filled children, he's celiac intolerant

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How I feel driving a zionist off the highway into a guardrail that's just starting while smiling and waving

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