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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

It’s crazy how many of our best phrases come from German

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

That better be his *entire place. If he can afford the apartment from Friends by himself, on the salary of a reporter for a print newspaper, my suspicion of disbelief in the Superman movie will be out the door.

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

"Also, I should be able to enter the number 5318008, and rotate the calculator to be upside down so it looks like the word BOOBIES"

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Sometimes, you just need to be able to do your own version of Alec Baldwin's monologue in Glengarry Glen Ross.

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Protip: if you're an IT worker who routinely neglects to follow a product's documentation, then yell at that vendor's Tech Support and calls them racial slurs, you're a gigantic piece of shit. Pls subscribe to my newsletter for more protips.

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Eat shit, Mitch. Just go.

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Eat shit, Mitch.

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_Mizzo @underscoremizzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 13, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

New platform, who dis?

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