𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social

Bartender: Why the long face? Me: It was stretched in a horrible industrial accident. Bartender: Oh my god… I’m sorry, I was just- Me: Kidding. I’m just deeply depressed.

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PlaceboMessiah @placebomessiah.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Also we're not allowed to do stretches at work

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Pomelo sin carne @pomeloaficionado.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

"Oh thank god! 😊👍"

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