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nattie winters

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i'd like to see from do something fantastical for once

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i am a happy heterosexual neolib but i respect all belief systems

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manchester seems like england’s chicago in that it’s the best big city they have for people without a trust fund. don’t bother replying, i’m busy getting stung by wasps.

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ok so kamala's the nominee and they're truman show-ing joe

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cat needs one-on-one morning cuddles from each of us in specific rooms, or else she gets cranky for the day. sometimes she forgets it's time for cuddles from winter in the bed, so i have to exploit her jealousy by pretending to steal her spot.

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some girls get the cloaca surgery, aka "the cyclops"

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john walsh became famous for his work finding lost children. but behind the scenes, he was not living the principles he preached.

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psy-ops are ok, but i'd put them in a distant third place, far behind post and pre.

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white house aides say joe biden is privately fuming and running out of patience with joe biden

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barroo is insanely funny and talented. she made a haunting and lonely short film about drowning in a swamp which i absolutely loved but if that’s too scary she also made the extremely-not-haunting-and-lonely fiona and cake season 1 ending music. something for the sad leftist *and* the gay leftist!

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he’s got imaginary outfielders that catch everything his grandma hits. and she just rolls over and lets him do that.

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“home run! home run!” you hit that ball to the edge of your yard AT MOST. moron.

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also shes funny irl. i would never platform a nerd.

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im gonna try honesty: i feel like shit and i want to buy weed. i just made a short film you can buy on barroo.itch.io and i have a zillion music things you can pick up at heylol.bandcamp.com or stream anywhere. if you want to be nice to me this is usually how

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barroo is insanely funny and talented. she made a haunting and lonely short film about drowning in a swamp which i absolutely loved but if that’s too scary she also made the extremely-not-haunting-and-lonely fiona and cake season 1 ending music. something for the sad leftist *and* the gay leftist!

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barroo you are so talented and funny and i know compliments don’t pay rent but your work is going to find a place in this world one day

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couldn’t hop a hog if their nuts depended on it

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good for nothing zoomers can’t even paint a house

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you know what i hate about this new generation? nobody wants to wetwork anymore

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snark mode ACTIVATE [makes a series of posts so reactionary my pets die]

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this is the only acceptable answer. i think. i haven't read it but it seems right.

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do you have any idea how many podcasts that caused

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sometimes i see people quote dunking mean replies they get. my question is: why are you reading posts you didn't write?

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america voted. the hottest Man in USA is Assplay Daniel 🏆

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microsoft spent the gdp of serbia to buy activision. they should have just bought serbia.

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in addition to being overrun with nazis, twitter is also overrun with celebrities. no reason to post there unless you want a career in posting (pathetic)

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wise to delete this. you could get in trouble at work.

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i do actually think it’s good to vote and i will continue to do so but that’s because i’m superstitious

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if you wanted the kids to vote, you shouldn’t have scolded them about self-congratulatory participation trophies

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it's really satisfying. cheers me up to see the lil heart.

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hey. what did you mean by "load-bearing twink"

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if i like your post, that only means i liked it. it doesn't mean i read it.

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you gotta try a pure drama! no distracting jokes, just the funny suffering

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whatever’s next after crypto and ai must be really big and cool! all the rats scurried off the ship to go get it

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i’ve been offline for like 10 years i don’t know what that is

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hey man, my litter still looks different. did you get the note i left on the rug?

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my two favorite kitchen knife types are, without a doubt, big and small. haven’t explored much outside of that.

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and not for whom the banhammer tolls,

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“and we LIKED it that way!” well, no. i would not go so far as to say that.

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your issues with this website fall on deaf ears, child. back in my day, the only posting website was run by this guy.

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don’t know a lemongrass off the top of my head but i would recommend l’occitane’s verbena. however i have to warn you that it might turn you into cis bi or cis gay or even something worse

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realizing the full extent of a hobby a little too late

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too scared to post it here but if you want to see my true thoughts on scotus check my linkedin

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yikes! retracting my support of murder now

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