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Virginia (she/her)

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Mom, gamer, Futuramist, Policy Wonk, aspiring Raptor Princess Protect trans kids! If you listen to Knowledge Fight or QAA we're best friends now.


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My dad has a new doctor whose name ends in "-cool" and he's already become Dr. Tentacool in my mind

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This is great. Here's a quote: "I felt like I was driving around in an unfurnished apartment."

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god damn it

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There seems to be an awful lot of people in the world who think being mean to children Makes Them Good, which is yikes to the yikes power

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I still remember the Life in Hell version: I plead alignment to the flakes Of the untitled snakes of a merry cow And to the Republicans for which they scam One nacho, underpants, with liquorice and jugs of wine for owls Little Bongo got detention for that one

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Lol, ACAB includes people who want to tell other people that they can't call their posts "skeets" You can call your skeets whatever you want! And so can everyone else

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Right at the end of the "passing out" animation it shifted me into sleeping position in the bed so I thought I had gotten away with it but no

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Earlier today, I passed out *in the bed*, a fraction of a second too late to get the "go to sleep" menu

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For me, the biggest thrill in Stardew Valley is sliding into bed at 1:50

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To yourself, in an empty room

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# isn't my favorite glyph but it is fun to say "octothorpe"

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Good thing Lower Decks is animated or I'd be looking at Huey and seeing Boimler

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That fuckin article + thread includes most of my favorite bands, three of which I saw live last year. I can't believe they didn't do an entry for Cake

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Oh absolutely, there are much worse movies. Again it is the worst movie *I* love

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I think the worst movie that I absolutely love is The Fifth Element

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Friend, it *explicitly* is kids' music. It followed up Here Come the ABCs and Here Come the 123s

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painted a dog yesterday ✨

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Okay, Stardew Valley, a raccoon just gave me a raccoon hat and that shit is DARK

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Well, you know, a young girl, she will get woolly

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Hat scientists find a way to add a third hat to the hat on a hat

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Me: *muttering into my coffee* My husband: "what did you say" Me: *sigh* "I said mana potion like a nerd bitch" My husband: "ha ha NERD"

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There were two plumbers in our house yesterday and this poor skittish baby put himself into the corner and stayed there for a long long time I wonder what happened to him before he was ours. Seems like it was bad.

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Or did they? Is this person tired or scared! I DON'T KNOW

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I am exhausted by and suspicious of the increasingly common use of the word "weary" when context indicates the writer meant "wary"

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It was fun until it wasn't

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Turn a movie into a fall-themed film by just changing a word of the title: Legends of This Fall

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Bag of Holding implies the existence of a Bag of Folding

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Bag of Holding implies the existence of a Bag of Dropping

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Bag of Holding implies the existence of a Bag of Folding

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New theory: I fall asleep while watching all my favorite new shows so I can make them last longer. This is actually my brain *helping* me

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I was fool to use my last reroll when I was a Summoner

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I thank him for this glow-up, too. Yassified and summoning Pikmin, living my best life in a hand-drawn world

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This that 5D chess I'm always hearing about?

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I keep rereading this and it's making me cry laugh. I'm laughing while I'm trying to write this because I'm thinking about it

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That's very funny, though, I cackled

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OMG We accepted the hair. They put it in a cute little bottle. I found a lady on Etsy who makes tiny felted pet figures and I thought about asking her if she could incorporate his fur into it, is that weird?

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Biden got to the checkout and there was no price tag on the item. "I guess that means it's free!" he chuckled. 25th amendment now!

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I like her cover of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

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Lookit that murder mitt

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New profile pic by my awesome kid!

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