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Glen

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Sort of rotten and insane. He/Him


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Mr Eeh, Who's That

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He should really be called Dr When

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Can't they just mug you as you leave the little hut though?

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Oh yeah Chandler got trapped in one that night all the shows had a blackout

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Collider? I hadron-owe her

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All these years later and I'm still left wondering, why did Felicia leave and where was she going?

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Jacob Rees-Mogg and his nanny commiserating over his loss (just imagine those are union jacks)

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And yet nobody in the press will point out what a ludicrous statement this is to make for the people in charge of printing the money

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Is that little ATM booth a real thing? What is the purpose of it? ATMs work outside

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They're all Eton fuckboys..Rees-Mogg is something so much worse

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Stealing this

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Though it does always have the exact cadence in my head

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Full disclosure it is one of those things I periodically forget. Haven't seen Friday in a long while, and I had forgotten when I wrote the tweet, but I still would have posted it

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I used to smoke on the back of the bus, and this is when you weren't allowed to smoke on the bus. How the hell did I get away with that?

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See I don't think they'd gotten to woke yet when it came out. They were probably still calling everyone SJWs

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He can get in the bean too

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When I was voting for House Prefect I didn't realise it meant the House if Commons

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I thought I voted but the polling station turned out to be a Banksy

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I do not find Count Binface charming or amusing. I would actually like the joke candidate thing to end entirely. It's cringe and I hate it

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I know it's a symptom of our very fuckednup electoral system but this is still very funny to me. They're gonna be so mad about it

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Barbarian then Monk. Inwas justvtryong to get a wizard tbh

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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It's pretty ironic that the laziest bottoms you can wear are called sweatpants

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ACAB 100% includes Odo

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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I will be referring to him as the Right Horrible Nigel Farage unti I get bored of it and decide it's cringe

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We really should be focusing less on his inability to form a coherent sentence and more on him constantly hallucinating that Fats Domino is there

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I dunno, he doesn't want to look too sexy or it'll distract from his brilliant speaking abilities

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Also my lawyers will be in touch

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Lol I posted it ages ago, I just retweeted it when I saw yours to get exactly this reaction. Dance! Dance for me!

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At least then they could puppeteer him a la Weekend at Bernies. Or Picard

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0gi2ty_<_>5(

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Also yes I did once again forget it was a line from Friday. And it won't be the last time either

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Hmm, it's just too neat. There was more going on there, I'm sure

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the inside out characters in my head

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That whole thing about SAG members not being allowed to have the same name should be applied across all public personalities globally. There shouldn't be two Will Smiths. Call him Bill, or William

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All these years later and I'm still left wondering, why did Felicia leave and where was she going?

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Surely that should say "because of" instead of despite

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I do not find Count Binface charming or amusing. I would actually like the joke candidate thing to end entirely. It's cringe and I hate it

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Oh snap I was just thinking about Darth Vader

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I may have been trying to imply that he was just a random dude who downloaded it on his phone and that's why he got the knighthood, I did not make it very clear though

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Euro or Earthcentric I could handle, just get past the M25 once in a while

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Isn't it free to play? Seems like a cheap way to get a knighthood

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He travels through Space and Time, but rather than Where or When, they went with Who? Why?

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Also, he says he travels through space but he seems to spend an awful lot of time in London

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