Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥 @vanweezer.bsky.social

Elect me president and in my first hundred days I will promise the following: That dog that stares at you while it poops in your lawn? Drone striked. The guy at work who takes credit for your idea? Havana syndromed. Your ex who still owes you money? Waterboarded.

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