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And he also gets along with the dogs and your dad! You should start buying lotto tickets
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥@vanweezer.bsky.social |
580 followers 666 following 12485 posts
Beginning a new chapter of being terminally online
Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
Banner pic made by @zappit.bsky.social
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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And he also gets along with the dogs and your dad! You should start buying lotto tickets
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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I did not realize this was the same song. Lol
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "Same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Same as it ever was, look where my hand was. Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us."
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
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the guys on here who are like “lol you can block me if you don’t want me to harass you” are probably, ummm, really dangerous to femmes in real life!
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Rolling out the red carpet before every post
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that only this kind of Wizard Wednesday skeet counts
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I like to send this to new people in the office to introduce them to the office culture (deranged)
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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So you've discovered the cube rule of food
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William Henry Harrison was the only good president. Died before he could do anything shitty
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Life as a shorty says the 6 foot tall woman lol
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RFK brain worms are airborne?
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If I was a waiter I'd still card you (complimentary)
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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Tin is more of a gremlin than a lover
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Caught in the act (snuggles)
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Looks fun, happy birthday!
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❤️🖤 tiffi 🤍💚
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Terfs are gonna tranvestigate this statue of their queen
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Maybe you just have face blindness. I bet you can't even recognize this statue of Lucille Ball
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darth™️
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The critic it stinks dot gif
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He's just like me, fr
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Tired of drinking alone?
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😸🫡
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You can just call on me whenever needed
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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Elect me president and in my first hundred days I will promise the following: That dog that stares at you while it poops in your lawn? Drone striked. The guy at work who takes credit for your idea? Havana syndromed. Your ex who still owes you money? Waterboarded.
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Oh absolutely
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He's not beating the allegations
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Isn't this the Doug Chu alt?
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I mean, depending on when he'd croak you would have to vote for him on the ballot to vote for whatever Dem would be the candidate. It's happened before when someone died in a plane crash weeks before the election and he won and his wife took office for him
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I expect him to reenact weekend at Bernie's and honestly he's on track to meet goal
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It would, in fact, take quite a bit of dem unity to get him out it seems
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Make it SWAT and it's over for you
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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴
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I’m amped for the Harris Coalition of: - Non-racist wine moms - Xanax enthusiasts - Bernie Bros that haven’t been blackpilled yet - 98% of Black women + 83% of Black men - “Progressive prosecutors” from T14 law schools - Desi parents that want to shame their kids for not being successful enough
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🎶I always feel like🎵 🎵 Somebody's WATCHIN meee🎶
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Van Weasel 🔥 Summer Hater Arc 🔥
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Elect me president and in my first hundred days I will promise the following: That dog that stares at you while it poops in your lawn? Drone striked. The guy at work who takes credit for your idea? Havana syndromed. Your ex who still owes you money? Waterboarded.
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Pabst Blue Ronin
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Find you a lover who thinks you're as sexy as Ben Garrison thinks Trump is
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Hell yeag
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He awakened something in Ben Garrison, that much is known
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illumi
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F: Legislative because AOC M: Judicial so I can get Clarence Thomas to do my bidding K: Executive because cmon
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FMK the three branches of government
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Classic
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I should really be talking my brain lube pills but I gag on the other 5 I take everyday already
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This is why I'm instead building a trebuchet named the long yeet of the law, for entertainment purposes only
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Brb, starting a lifestyle brand on Twitter with this to grift some blue checks
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I don't think I saw the second time so who knows
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Important fact check!! It was a bidet
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The real question, in terms of what decisions are made, is what do the donors think?
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Holden vs The Internet
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This country used to send men to the moon…
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