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Vermillion X. Fox

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Cartoon fox villain, and professional wolf hassler. Cartoon slapstick and RP totally welcome. Also spooders and plants and medical horrors from work. :3


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Out here they're almost guaranteed to be days old, and like a boxed stroopwafel, are more a chewy mush than what a fresh one should be. Then they always want to have flavors like seaweed, teas without bergamot, extra salty caramel, etc. Often $2-3+ each. They're sadly a hipster trap in the US. :/

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Colorful is appealing, not a flavor.

Just because it's expensive, doesn't mean it's good.

Just because it's trendy doesn't mean it's good.

Just because it's "French" doesn't mean it's quality, or that selling them makes your store French

Macarons 99% of the time are effin gross

#DailyGripe

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Sadly I dont have any that come to mind. However for you specifically I suggest: •Derek Jarman's "Edward II" •Pillars of the Earth

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Well, taxidermy and dead stuff go hand in hand. Also, from experience with the ad subject, the more "mystery box" it looks, the more people notice. Taking limbs to the grossing room, just slip the specimens in a boring blue plastic storage bin as "oh maintenance/admin stuff". Nobody notices. >:3c

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Though when you fall over the sounds are rampant screaming or little cocktail umbrellas opening up?

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@timberpuppers.bsky.social happy birthday ya goof! :3

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I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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Speaking of laying foundations, look at that fresh wet cement over there you could totally write your name in. No wait, you're more than a name, leave your feetprints! Show them Duino was here! Now excuse me while I totally don't have a steamroller around the corner.

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No, it's a micro brewery!

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Now to get that Thai constellation! :D

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I still applaud the HEB management meeting with Chinese businesses to see how they handled the illness, and listening. They put out signs with which essentials were in vs out of stock to lower store traffic and keep customers safe.

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They'd make a circle with thumb and forefinger, and if you look at it, they smack you on the arm. It was along the lines of slapjack, wallball/ButtsUp, and pencil break. Weird things kids did that somehow spread all over the place.

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Serving thimbles of imperial lager and one peanut per table?

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Seeing the circle game still existing (yuck, and double yuck at the sign's connotation in current years) and did nobody else grow up with the rule where if you were fast enough to stick your finger in the hole before their hand yanked back, you were the one with punching rights?

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Maybe if the DNC hadnt spent the last decade harping on about how Bernie was too old to consider running, they'd not have made age such the issue it has become now for Biden.

#DailyGripe #Politics

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Nothing a little oil and a strigil can't fix!

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Is this where we find your secret list, and reel in horror as they're all sparkledogs?

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I promise it's at the bottom of the stewpot! Keep lookin! >;3

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There were a half dozen on the side of the clinic this morning so I woke them up for school. (And mostly because sitting in walkways isnt safe)

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*uses you for a paw rest*

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I had a genuinely calm and good day of recovery. *puts on Aniara*

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The melody during the middle part of Hermann Necke's "Csikós Post"!

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Expect a blood draw, TB test, and likely a while on antibiotics. :<

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Changed the tint on your screen?

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Such a good floofer. :3

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Finished Dawntrail and hella therapeutic. Also getting caught up on social media so huge apologies for loads of tardy replies incoming this weekend. Was avoiding spoilers. X3 That and thank you all again.

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Did you at least ask if they could put it on your bill?

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My inner Texan is weeping at how true this is. T.T

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Gave @vermyfox.bsky.social a villainous grin as hes about to do villain things like jaywalking or not recycling Or maybe disturbing the peace with his fox yappings

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The Castlevania issue cover art giving children nightmares and being pulled from stores. XD

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Hopefully they'll come around. There is always coming to tell them your friendship is more important than the disagreement, and it may be enough to start repairing things if you choose to continue it as disheartening as events are. :<

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His is casu martzu. ;3

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This photo is pure 2024.

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A lawyer performing an hour of work without billing? Boozy must be starting the show early!

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It's okay, we can take any vinyl scraps and press them back together into a record.

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Thank yall yesterday for the bday wishes and all. All yall make the world a far more tolerable place. Also, I think Im gonna spend the 4th off unconscious from work. Tomorrow we have one back who already was screaming... >.> That and so many procedures. I'm genuinely feeling physically exhausted.

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I'd think the cost of a few hundred bucks vs cost of a new truck would work for most. If that doesn't work, use the old "Think of all the yard space that wouldnt need mowing!"

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Wonder if I can wish you into inanimate TF only for a year? >:3c

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Wanting to find cloudberries in the wild one of these days. :9

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Would a revenant John Jay suffice?

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He was my hero as that was the first and sadly only time Ive known it addressed.

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Remember that time as a kid and you poured water in your Fun Dip pouches and drank it thinking you're so clever and would make kool-aid, but instead drank a mouthful of hot garbage? We saw you. We saw you lying to yourself in shame that it was delicious as your soul withered a smidgeon.

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