Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author

Tyler King @tylerking.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

This means romance authors. This means poets. This means screenwriters and playwrights and actors of anything remotely risqué. And eventually, anything secular. They have no point of satisfaction until they’ve erased all of non-Christian expression.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

I don't know, sounds like an airtight alibi.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

I liked the "Of course I wouldn't wear real pearls just to see a movie" explaination a lot better than "Because assassins"

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 07:29 UTC

#EldenRing #EldenMemes #TimCurry

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Usually Peach, but of these three pictures, Rosalina has got it going on

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

I completed Shadow of the Erd Tree! Now can I please go back to being productive? Please, brain?

#EldenRing #GamerProblems #WriterProblems #ShadowOfTheErdTree

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

I know, right?! I was blown away when I got them done, and I'm still in love with them

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

I was reminded recently by @artistarielb.bsky.social that we (authors) should promote our artists when we promote our books, and I absolutely agree. My beautiful covers were made by Fabrice Bertolotto

Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B08FCPBJHY
Artist page: www.fabricebertolotto.com/portfolio

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

That sounds like violates some law or another

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Plot twist: I'm a cornucopia of issues shambling around in the rough approximation of a man

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

A point to consider isn't just "are they too old?", but "do they THINK they're too old?" When I was 14, I had a very self-absorbed opinion of myself and passed up on a lot of things I would have loved, and would later love, on the basis of "I'm above this kids' stuff"

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Alternatively, hammer in, "You were cancelled, so you no longer have a platform for people to hear about how you were cancelled?"

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 10:18 UTC

So much hype! Goodbye, time, productivity, and social life.

#EldenRing

youtu.be/M-Xh4vbs6go?...

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

I worry my typos may have undermined my point.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

Yeah, what has a fantasy book over covered themes of friendship, or personal growth, or featured things being connected to other things by way of cause and effect in a way that unfold in a manner that culminates in a compelling narrative?

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

"Fear not, they may be a fantasy writer, but they can also have grown up conversations!" So, because we dare to dream about more interesting worlds than ours, we lack the ability to connect our imagination with narrative and character moments unless we can prove on Instagram we can dress ourselves.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

Hey, now! There's a lot of variety in that genre! Sometimes the mediocre, middle-aged white man is a teacher and the manic pixie dream girl is his student, and other times he's vaguely rich and meets her at a social function!

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Have a good

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

Check out "The Long Walk" by Milton Davis, "Of Cinder & Bone" by Kyoko M., and "Sisters of the Wild Sage: A Weird Western Collection" by Nicole Givens Kurtz

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

Built a new bookshelf. It rotates.

#books #bookshelves #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #comics #coolstuff

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 07:55 UTC

That's awesome!!

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Well that's just unsettling.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I loved this one, and recommend it!

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Looks right to me

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

New phrase just dropped

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

I choose to believe Vin Diesel plans to teach Putin the meaning of family by punching him out of a speeding car as it leaps over shark infested waters in a wild stunt.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

It's really the only logical conclusion

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Children are the random piles of dust that need to be swept up and disposed of. Thus is balance achieved and the cycle complete.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

This just in: waking up because you feel like you're falling? Somehow worse when you're napping on the floor.

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Vincent E.M. Thorn - Epic Fantasy Author @vinthornauthor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

I don't think we could be friends otherwise.

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