Max the comics guy who does comics about comics

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Cool, Aaron Ashmore’s brother!

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

I am going to redraw that one Challengers poster with Lilith, Garth, and Gnarrk at some point

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Power Girl’s finisher move is chugging an entire can of soda in one go and then belching the word “loser” in your face.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Honestly, Shrek ruined the concept of ogre-fucking. You go around like “I want to fuck an ogre“ and people are like “oh, like Shrek?” no. not like Shrek.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

My little dude in Skyrim:

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

I’ve been playing Skyrim for a while and I barely know what the central conflict is. There’s this one group of guys who doesn’t like this other group of guys and there’s some dude and now there’s dragons, like, fucking everywhere.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

I was born making webcomics and I’m going to die making webcomics

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

I said that right before he just straight up did a Patrick Bateman.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

The Hitman makes a really weirdly good follow-up to American Psycho.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Emma Frost: What? A Phoenix? She’s supposed to be dead! Sebastian Shaw: Yeah, weird.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Bread AND circuses? In THIS economy?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

It was pointed out to me that Patrick Bateman expressly avoids killing people who show him genuine affection. It’s not because love is good or whatever but because genuine human affection genuinely grosses him out and he wants to be around it as little as possible.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Scrolled until I saw this show mentioned.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Oh yeah, I have a porn account for my NSFW stuff

bsky.app/profile/nsfw...

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Let Me Play Devil’s Advocate: for the record, I’ve heard that heaven is a place on earth

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

Not to be all “Batman should just kill the Joker” but it’s like, you guys know how much easier your lives would be if you just…didn’t pick up the phone when Mayor Humdinger calls you after one of his schemes blows up in his face, right?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

I know, I know, it’s a show for preschoolers but my preschooler has watched roughly seven million episodes and I can only filter so much of it out.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

People joke a lot about the world of Paw Patrol being a fascist police state but honestly most of the problems in that show come from the people who repeatedly try to overthrow the government facing absolutely no consequences whatsoever.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

it’s air conditioned upstairs but that feels like a lot of effort

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

bleaugh it’s 104 degrees out

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

CYCLOPS KILLS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE: Coming soon to Marvel, a telepath mind controls Scott into thinking he’s wearing his glasses when he’s not as he goes about his day.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Accept

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Homeward Bound but the cat has a gun.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

me: Is Mayor Goodway dating Farmer Yumi? They spend a lot of time scuba diving together. Tina: sure me: Farmer Yumi is married to Farmer Al, though. Maybe it’s an open marriage? Tina: Or a lavender one. me: Makes sense. You only have a mustache like Farmer Al’s if you’re very straight or very gay.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Working out is fun

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

I really wanted to work out today but I just had COVID like a week ago and even though I’m feeling better now and testing negative this is still probably a “discretion is the better part of valor” thing.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

The one thing I allowed myself was his pierced belly button and even that’s pretty inconsistent

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

My devil was originally covered in tattoos but then I was “why do that to myself?”

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

It’s still true love’s kiss if you accidentally burp in her mouth a little, right?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Not really. I only watch the stuff that seems interesting to me so I’ve skipped a lot of stuff and playing catch-up isn’t really that hard. I went into The Marvels having seen WandaVision, three episodes of Ms Marvel, and none of Secret Invasion and it didn’t really matter.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

I’m sure I’m going to really enjoy the first three to five episodes of the new Agatha Harkness show.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

Rogue: I mean, I’ve never seen my mother give anyone a poison apple but it’s really just a manner of time. Cypher: A matter of time. Rogue: SILENCE, NEW MUTANT SCUM Storm: Rogue! Apologize at once! Rogue: I’m sorry, New Mutant scum. Storm: Thank you.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

cape comics, queerness

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

“Here I am, an innocent Breton in Skyrim wandering innocently naked thru the snow. I sure hope no wolves attack me while I’m all vulnerable and helpless and in no way planning on killing them with magic fire and sealing their souls in gems I can use to enchant armor so I can sell it for more.”

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

me: Okay, so if Knuckles is Jesus, that would make Sonic…did Jesus have any frenemies? Tina: Yes. Judas.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Every single challenge is basically just “be more honest” and there are some couples where honesty is clearly a deadly, deadly poison.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

”putting up the tents wasn’t really about putting up tents, it was about communicating with your partner.” Yes, that was the literally the whole point of this exercise, they told you that verbatim at the beginning of the challenge.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Back in the day if you liked a movie you just ripped it off and maybe, maybe, set it in space.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

It’s weird because I disagree with so many of the casting choices but it’s still one of best musical adaptations they’ve ever made out of a Broadway show.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

Say what you will about the casting in the movie version of Chicago, Queen Latifah was pitch goddamn perfect as Matron Mama Morton.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Saturn Girl: Up yours, assface, I’m a founding member of the Legion. No, you know what, go on your little mission. Have fun. I hope you all die.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

That wasn’t even a single entendre.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

The stakes could not possibly be lower

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Post your space art 🌖

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Madelyne Pryor: You know, Scott was nervous about me coming here. He thought that you were going to blame all of my problems on him. Doc Sampson: Therapy isn’t about blame. It’s about identifying issues and learning how to deal with them in a constructive manner.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Yes, I am aware that jails exist in the movies but the movies also clearly take place in their own separate continuity.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

Huh. There are no jails in the world of Paw Patrol. I guess that makes sense, there are also no cops because this is a world where all public services have been replaced by private outreach programs run by independently wealthy children and dogs, but still.

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