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divorce, france, 15th century

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Garry's avatar Garry @propinquarkty.bsky.social
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You call what’s under that blanket a sword; this is a sword. There’ll be no more porkies; have at you! (*The edited cuts from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales)

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Kate Samuels (witty_shitty) 's avatar Kate Samuels (witty_shitty) @katesamuels.bsky.social
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It’s still a “form” of divorce. As in, I will divorce your head from your body

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Dune (1987) ~crop top appreciator~'s avatar Dune (1987) ~crop top appreciator~ @nofunoverlord.top
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some people want to bring the old days back. i say we let 'em

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Reese's avatar Reese @jackjackington.bsky.social
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God DAMN she is jacked. That sword is massive.

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Luna 's avatar Luna @lunalore.bsky.social
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… omg Galadriel?!?

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Nate's avatar Nate @zznate.bsky.social
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You could have gone harder on that alt txt tbh

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Henrique Kozlowski's avatar Henrique Kozlowski @riquesk.bsky.social
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That’s one way to do it for sure

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Pissperity Guardian's avatar Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social
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This gal put out some bangin German rock songs in the 2000s

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Brainworms 's avatar Brainworms @johnliumd.bsky.social
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That’s one way to do it

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Matrixkitty👾 : The Squeakquel's avatar Matrixkitty👾 : The Squeakquel @mountainmohawk.bsky.social
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That’s one Cloud Strife-looking ass sword

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Ayliel🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Ayliel🏳️‍⚧️ @ayliel.bsky.social
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@ratitinha.bsky.social

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myownpetard הפטרדשלי's avatar myownpetard הפטרדשלי @myownpetard.bsky.social
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that is the plot of Pele the Conqueror. not the most pleasant movie to watch.

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David Vickers Vaporub's avatar David Vickers Vaporub @samuelnaut.bsky.social
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excuse me, it is le divorce

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Nunsense & Shenunigans 's avatar Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social
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Cure for snoring

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Jarrell lives in the woods's avatar Jarrell lives in the woods @jarrellwoods.bsky.social
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I'd be willing to pay a little more than 2 bits for a better quality shave and haircut.

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Tim's avatar Tim @timburga.social
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"and now thou shall find out"

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Harold J, full of thanks's avatar Harold J, full of thanks @haroldj.bsky.social
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How many ways can Judith behead Holofernes? LOTS!

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Jeff_Mandalorian's avatar Jeff_Mandalorian @jeffmandalorian.bsky.social
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Before the marriage:

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Ron Payne's avatar Ron Payne @accipiterf1.bsky.social
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Oh hi, Judith.

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Frank Fusco's avatar Frank Fusco @fusco.bsky.social
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In reality, this image depicts an artist having his ear cut off by a local virgin, as was the custom. It wasn’t until the innovation of Van Gogh that the practice was superseded by autototomy

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