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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Update #07495 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Interstellar Gin and Tonics 2. Gigantic Quay 3. Quantum Concertinas

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Manifest #314 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Silent Tomes 2. Cottage of Future Clowns

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

MASINT #7470 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Obscure Cockroach Yard 2. Fake Heat Signatures

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

IMINT #5226 from █████ ███████ ██ (TOP SECRET) 1. Cringe 5G Incinerator 2. Metaphysical Incantations

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Update #9975 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI) 1. Encampment of Garbage 2. Tapestry Commissary 3. Bloody Desert

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Manifest #67247 from RASR-2 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Hollow Incinerator 2. Burrow of Warlocks 3. Gin and Tonic Bivouac

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

SIGINT #2564 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Meta Encampment of Incense 2. Unnameable Magick Hospital 3. Garden of Teeth

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

Transmission #03226 from NROL-129 (USAP) 1. Boundless Echoes Terminal 2. Vinyl Hyperloop 3. Former Periscopes

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

SIGINT #1743 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE) 1. Crystal Doomscrolling 2. Salamander Meadow

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

MASINT #35313 from Topaz 3 (TOP SECRET) 1. Cottage of Shattered Noise 2. School of Mathematicians

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

SIGINT #270 from RASR-2 (USAP) 1. Grotto of Incantations 2. Empty Rabbit Stadium 3. Unmanned Doomscrolling

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Update #846 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Legendary Nanoparticles 2. Labyrinth of Metaphysical Mars 3. Library of Infrasound

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Update #149 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Death Data Center 2. Pyramid of Consciousness

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

SIGINT #38777 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Mausoleum of Radon 2. Fugue Yard

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

MASINT #794 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Container Ship of Swiss Scissors 2. Unknown Milk

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

Manifest #156 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Ant Airstrip 2. Unbearable Clocks 3. Wall of Sorrow

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Manifest #1912 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Pop Song Fabricator 2. Dutch Fountain of Glooms 3. Blog Transporters

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

MASINT #56238 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Stray Dandelions 2. Source of People 3. Instagrammable Plasma

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

MASINT #573 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Twisted Bees 2. Sand Church

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

SIGINT #6295 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Coven of Carbon 2. Standing Desk Plant 3. 8th century CE Bees

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

Manifest #51595 from Topaz 3 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Dutch Hospital 2. Shrouded Hail 3. 5th century BC Avocado Toast Exhibit

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

Dispatch #7593 from RASR-2 (ACCM) 1. Fanfic Tank 2. Stack of Starfish 3. Pile of Sumerian Plastic

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Manifest #1075 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Grotto of Dread 2. Crimson People 3. Fireproof Airbnb

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

IMINT #2400 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Silent Sorceries 2. Empty Cottage of Found Footage

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Update #558 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Demonic Radon 2. Found Footage Opera House 3. Lemurian Staircase of Energy

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

IMINT #746 from FalconSAT-8 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Unnameable Crowds 2. Pool of Sky 3. Tiny Anarchy

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Dispatch #4919 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. Former Hearts 2. Rewilding Factory 3. Cage of Swine

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

Update #760 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Pyramid of Sedge Wrens 2. Apocryphal Carnage

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

IMINT #3180 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Ruby Clouds 2. Meme Outhouse

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Dispatch #4088 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Convoys of Shattered Elk

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

SIGINT #11464 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Desert Dock 2. Mausoleum of Unspeakable Haikus 3. Crystal Black Mold

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

SIGINT #905 from █████ ███████ ██ (TOP SECRET) 1. Dense Tractor Hyperloop 2. Obscure Non-Fungible Tokens 3. Old Bloods

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

Transmission #9805 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Evil Swine 2. Pen of Myth 3. Abyss of Avocado Toasts

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

Dispatch #296 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Platinum Pumpkin Launch Pads 2. Bronze Runestones

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Transmission #490 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Interstellar Replica Supplies 2. Erotic Sorrow 3. Mausoleum of Monolith

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Transmission #8252 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Astromycological Tornados 2. Norse Possum Realm

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

IMINT #560 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE) 1. Den of Needleworks 2. Gothic Ketchup

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

MASINT #44727 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Rhizome Foundry 2. Epic Cineplex 3. Pyramid of Radon

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Transmission #77082 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Elon Musk's Hellscape Dome 2. Secure Palm Pilots

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

SIGINT #7403 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Evil Radiation

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

MASINT #0198 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Oneiric Cathedral 2. Fountain of Mud 3. Dense Pain

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

MASINT #139 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Unbearable Airships 2. Book Pillars 3. Pen of Plasma

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Dispatch #28705 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Nuclear Fungus 2. Energy Museum 3. Bloody Plutonium Camp

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

MASINT #267 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ACCM) 1. Glittering Mambo 2. Hidden Capitalism 3. Unnameable Sorrow

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

IMINT #0007 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Explosive Hearts 2. Former 5G Anti-Matter Facility 3. Golden Snow

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 06:51 UTC

IMINT #0986 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Divine Time-slips 2. WWII Runestone Anomaly

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

IMINT #030 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Fake Kennel 2. Pain Dugout

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Transmission #31397 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Hollow Eyes 2. Crown Launcher 3. Field of Plagues

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

MASINT #697 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Unspeakable Dread 2. Edible Corral

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

IMINT #80006 from NROL-111 (USAP) 1. Stolen Soul Hospital 2. Enchanted Avocado Toast Treatment Plant

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