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Fried breakfasts make my world go round. Whisky, whiskey, beers, bikes, mountains. ASD ENM π’ π π π
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Cookie dough M&M looks like a cat's face
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Whatever they can think of to scam a bit more money off their unsuspecting marks
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Sounds like a dystopian nightmare!
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... With cat-astrophic results
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The trouble with wrath is it makes you unraisinable.
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Simply Bread
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Douglas, out to help the drugless.
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Hot singles want to get hooked up (with air conditioning)
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Thanks. They've really been piling up around here.
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That's about 3 tonne of peanuts ma'am.
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I guess if you want to *guarantee* a strip search at the airport then this is just the thing for you
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Why not?
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Omg. You need to re-strategise your relationship to ensure it aligns with your core values and maybe develop a go-to-market plan prior to putting a hard stop on it.
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This is very true
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There's a man whose name is Brown With a thing for which he's renown Cutting budgets, cancelled plans No room for bikes, just cars and vans We wanted boats from south to north So our trains go back and forth Between each island like they're one But no he said, that plan is dumb
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πΆ He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake He's hacked your Fitbit Scraped your data And now it's much too late πΆ
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Disagree
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No longer need to put site:reddit.com at the end of the search query! They used to have this feature and took it away about maybe 10 years ago. Good to see it back
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That's a relic from the days when you'd get eyeball cancer within 5 minutes from the smoke inside a British pub.
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Sorry, yes that was a sarcastic comment
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The fact that the cheapest places to film doctor who episodes are also the places where the most fucked up things happen is pure serendipity.
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Sounds like a charmer
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When you need a snack, Twix fits.
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If I see a post with 88 likes I'll like it to change the number even if it's trash. Also 68 likes.
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Well done!
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Not that many Blondie songs from the 80s. They're rare.
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The steaks are high
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You're the β th person to say that today
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I'm βͺοΈ Single βͺοΈ Taken π Gazing longingly into the abyss, while the abyss gazes longingly into me
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My daughter named the kitchen scissors Mr. Snippy and it's stuck. They are now permanently referred to as Mr. Snippy instead of 'the scissors', even when she's not around. It's gonna be devastating when they break.
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Oh it's easy. Just organise something that isn't in any way similar to their worst case scenario dread fantasy. It's the last thing they'll expect
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Seymour
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Ew
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Phwoar! Check out the size of that one!
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Nine to five. Oh for a 37.5 hour work week!
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Yes... HA HA HA... YES!
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It absolutely will be.
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Environmental regulations perhaps?
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Seems so. The whole point of western companies sending manufacturing to China is the cheap labour. If that's not a factor then why not build the factory here?
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If you're going to fully automate a factory, why do it in a country whose comparative advantage is cheap labour, no health and safety and anti union labour laws?
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Do it, do it, do it!
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You're in her DMs, I'm in her K hole.
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Tastes like socially acceptable racism
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"The pink champagne was a nice touch but I was taken aback by the captain's reaction when I asked him to bring me wine"
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That's right, and we didn't "open" them, we loaded them.
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Done. Good luck.
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Like this guy
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Sorry, fewer.
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