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On penalties? As tradition dictates?
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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
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On penalties? As tradition dictates?
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Apparently. Is it coming home?
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They're both gone off their bonces. Is it coming home?
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A short lived hullabaloo. That might not bode well. More football news as it comes in.
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Next door is making a hullabaloo. There might possibly have been a goal?
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Now there's a bandwagon I can jump on.
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What Timberlake did for sexy, you did for yesterweek.
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Congratulations, you've invented an excellent new word.
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The Telegraph used to be a sensible newspaper. Somewhat to the right admittedly, but with at least some sort of grounding in reality.
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*today at least.
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Looks like he did show. He must have heard about the cheap bar prices.
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Grifters gonna grift.
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Admittedly wages are a touch lower here, but not to the same degree as the property prices.
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By way of contrast, this is 5 miles or so up the road from me and is up for 1.3 million quid.
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Ruin a children's television programme by changing one letter. Jamie and the Magic Touch.
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The gammonati on NextDoor are proper losing their shit.
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And good luck with the knockers.
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Kudos sir!
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I'm not clear on the mechanics to be honest but I think at the moment, football is just looking at flight prices and isn't quite ready to commit.
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Is that a thing now? I suppose old Worzel Gummidge couldn't bear to see all the other boozers packed whilst his were empty.
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It's coming home, Martin. Apparently.
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Sounds splendid. As long as you're not in a 'spoons.
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I somehow never imagined the sort of people who shop in Waitrose watch football.
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Also an excellent time for a bike ride, but make sure you're home before people watching the game in the pub drive home a couple of pints in.
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Can confirm that during an England game is an excellent time to visit the big Tesco.
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Amazingly they lived to a ripe old age and it wasn't the blood pressure that got them.
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Exotic!
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Only one condiment in the house. Salt. A huge heap on the side of the plate which they'd dip their chips in like it was ketchup. My mum has still never eaten a curry because the "smell gives her a migraine". Didn't mind "a Chinese" though. (A chicken Maryland).
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Banger though. Loved SFA.
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Can you not stop repeating yourself?
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I don't think they ever quite stopped living like they still had ration books bless them.
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Had to be sterilised milk because my grandparents didn't have a fridge until about 85.
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It was tolerable, which was pretty good by the standards of rural Lincolnshire in the seventies.
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I'm glad it's not just me! It would have been made with sterilised milk and was generally topped with chocolate coated cornflakes in my case.
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I used to quite like blancmange. My nanna used to make "milk jelly" which was just raspberry jelly cubes and milk, which I don't recall enjoying so much.
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Not all twats are in cars. I've had someone sit on my wheel only to pass me and almost immediately start ejecting snot rockets.
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Watching my lad gigging. #ProudDad
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5 sausages tonight if I'm not too late please @wombat37.bsky.social. #sausageleague
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Well deserved!
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Congrats! Metric century next?
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Lollipops! All free today!
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The kids are alright!
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There were two, and very refreshing they were too. Shame about my constituency's result, but at least he won't have as many chums on his side of the house.
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One of our cats has that diagnosis. Glad all is well.
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Massive Charles Hawtrey vibes from this picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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Now that Nigel Farage is an MP I think it's worth reminding everybody that you should never throw milkshakes at politicians. Not whilst there are perfectly good vegan alternatives available.
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Oh, he'll be shit at that. Too busy grifting and trying to defend other Reform MPs when previous racist social media posts emerge.
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He'll have plenty of chance because he'll be on Question Time every other week.
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Cool Britannia feels like a lifetime ago.
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