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wirthling
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if (defendant == 'democrat') prosecute() else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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crafter of small-batch artisanal bullshit online-american navelnaut
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if (defendant == 'democrat') prosecute() else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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law++
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this is not the pep talk i was hoping for
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biden will consider using it to eat ice cream *before* dinner
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video games are like vegas casinos, they don't want you to know what time it really is
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wirthling
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atlas and sisyphus probably go to the same back doctor of the gods
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it is amazing how many freedom-loving conservatives stood for principle and defended hunter biden for buying a handgun and having the evil government persecute him for it zero, absolutely amazing
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wirthling
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you only need one joke at the other place
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youths used to look 50
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don't forget he does show compassion to one suspect, the one he wants to bone
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wirthling
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an ex told me there was no blanket big enough that i could not steal all of it every night
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we can no longer conceal our girlfriend payouts as legal expenses, freedom is dead
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not sure bsky can afford to lose many steve albinis everyone, form a defensive perimeter around neil gaiman
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wirthling
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ummpire = like a vampire but they suck your time saying "ummmm" constantly while they speak
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clearly my question was too complex, nvmnd
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wirthling
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what do you suppose "codifying" abortion rights looks like and then explain how SCOTUS would not be able to reject it if it is a mere federal law and not a constitutional amendment, which requires 2/3 of congress and ratification by 3/4 statehouses
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trying out "guy unimpressed with the eclipse" as a persona
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wirthling
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earthquakes are just better in nyc
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wirthling
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so deleting my search history for me might not suffice when i die, someone please glass the planet
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this is a total disaster, i can't believe you linked to the other place
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wirthling
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a surprising number of people are nautical experts, we will learn today
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now i know what that third light switch does sry, everyone!
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as jesus famously said, THE PONTIUS PILATE CRIME FAMILY CONTINUES TO PERSECUTE ME BUT I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG THIS IS A POLITICAL WITCH HUNT AND I WILL BE 100% EXXONERATED GOD BLESS AMERICA
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corporate astrology
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making music with a laptop is genocide
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the Death & Other Details finale ought to conclusively resolve the longstanding question of whether too much houndstooth can cause seizures
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every once in a while you throw in a true one to keep us on our toes
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how many calories does soap have
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siri, what is ezra miller up to
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i am fairly sure i got hornsby and marsalis on the same night at a GD show
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class LeaveMeAlone(string WhateverItIsYouWant) { mv WhateverItIsYouWant /dev/null; return null; }
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"i have filed suit against you, so you should delete your posts (my evidence)" yeah, this is a real law hawk
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that is an atrocity: nobody should ever invite their estranged spouse to come help move furniture
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"If anyone likes himself then he is ignoring so much." – a dear friend
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look, there is just no way to protect our children from the perverse rot of modern society other than to have children line up for genital inspections
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inventing a time machine to take me to 2008 so i can inception greg daniels into having leslie obsess over elizabeth warren instead of biden
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he doesn't, on a religious/philosophical level, want abortions to happen at all, but he supports the legality of the choice; it's a conundrum i sympathize with "want" is the point causing confusion, i think, joe is expressing a personal take in that clause, not expressing policy desires
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welcome, new assholes
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Israel, don't you dare continue murdering children or else we swear we will have joe talk to bibi again possibly sternly will maybe give him half of a finger wag he might express *deep* concern you have been warned
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edgelording *is* his career
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put this on my tombstone: he died doing what he loved: dying
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"if you remember 2018, you weren't there"
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i am really feeling the espresso today
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bonus rule: if you support state control like this and you call yourself a libertarian, you are double the asshole
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rule: you cannot claim to support small government and also support the state telling people where they can and can't pee if you want to do the latter, go ahead, it's your right to be an asshole, just stop lying about wanting small government and using that as a justification for your positions
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communism and capitalism have a critical flaw in common: human nature both rely on good intentions that are clearly not a given, omit inconvenient complexity re: motivations we just need better humans than we have on hand to make either work have a nice day!
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what if I don't want to be shot in the face with sour cream I mean, I totally do but what if I didn't
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can you sue a grocery store for charging more for almond milk than dairy milk? seems like capitalism is what they are suing?
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they understand and abide by the constitution as much as they do the bible
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ahh, i have heard of this dish, never seen one WAAAAANT
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