Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social

You realize "waiting a few days" is inherently not siding with a victim, yeah?

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

"That all sounds super traumatic, dear. But I'm going to need to hear from a few more people before I give this any real energy beyond sniffing my own farts about it"

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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:37 UTC

I’m saying that I literally do not know what happened. And there are no sides to take here that anyone with a heart would even consider. But you’re assigning me to one. I don’t know if this is one of those neurotypical things where you assume I mean or am implying something that I’m not saying.

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