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Jeremy Bearimy

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Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills and hyperfoci. Partner of @cynxyn. Seeking new work.


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I got completely tongue tied in front of Peter O’Toole Just could not process what was happening

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the inside out characters in my head (sorry about the clutter)

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You pretty much have to sharpen them yourself, they’re a little dangerous to take out in public

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A sudden attack doggerel fails to conquer tranquility reigns

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Accept

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I read somewhere that if you want to communicate with her you have to go to one of the surrounding villages and tie a note to a cat outside a pub She doesn’t get the messages but it’s good for tourism and the cats get fed

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We got giant cherry limeaids at sonic today for like $4 and they were amazing in the heat. Highly recommend for road trips.

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preacherwherethefuckisyourchin.jpg

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Muddled Basil was his British boy’s school nickname

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the new coconut dr pepper is surprisingly good but it’s a giant marketing mistake to try and assign it to a gender the fans of it usually drink nothing else and know no demographic group that i’ve seen?

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there are certainly enough asshats out there that this is entirely fair

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Americans always wanna blow shit up but never provide any aftercare

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I left it back on tumblr. And usenet. New folks who are well-meaning but don’t know who their actual enemies are pop up again.

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I remember driving into it at night as a kid and the Reunion Tower globe thing looking really impressive. Seems small now.

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That’s neat! My hippie parents made all sorts of things with lots of vegetables but somehow we flew under the parsnip radar. Maybe a regional thing? I learned about rhubarb from Midwestern friends later too.

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It was cuter before I translated it. Still a cute cat though.

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Thank you. I don’t know a single blessed thing about parsnips.

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i refuse to believe that americans who watched the debate think that biden’s first 15 minutes are somehow stronger evidence of old age decline than falling asleep, *in public*, DURING YOUR OWN FUCKING CRIMINAL TRIAL, *IN COURT IN FRONT OF THE JUDGE AND JURY*, but, you know, i’m not a columnist.

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Those aren’t mutually exclusive. Look at your actions over the last hour.

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This isn’t a good faith question.

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I’d heard through the whisper network from friends about Weinstein, and was overjoyed when he was finally prosecuted because everyone always thought he was untouchable. And he was also directly involved in both making and destroying different friend’s careers, just because he had and abused power.

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It’s so disturbing to me that not instantly taking up a pitchfork and falling in line with the mob no matter the circumstances is seen as being evil and advocating for attackers. With the implicit threat that you’d better do so, or the mob will turn on you first.

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okay but how did you know about the jaw thing?

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We feel this way here in Texas, too. With no idea where to go.

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These puns broke into my house and removed the tags from all the mattresses.

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It’s all about rolling back The New Deal, bringing back the gilded age, and eliminating the middle class. While paying lip service to it and telling the people who think they’re in it that they’ll be kings who won’t be persecuted like those awful poor and brown folk. It depends on them not looking.

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Them and the Federalist Society.

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We let them pick a huge number of our lifelong federal judges last term.

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We’ve been exposing them for a few decades. Nobody listened, or thought we were spreading conspiracy theories. It’s why they’ve been so open about their anti-American plans.

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Yep. A small part of it.

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Reminder that the Heritage Foundation publicly published their plan to invade and establish permanent bases in the Middle East on any pretext, before 9/11.

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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

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one of the most cowardly arguments i keep seeing from columnists is that nothing breaks through with trump supporters, so it’s a waste of time reporting on what he believes. this should be seen as a critically damning failure on behalf of the fourth estate. this means you failed. it’s not a pass.

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2 of the top 3 candidates for the US presidency have shown a repeated willingness to believe any conspiracy dangled in front of them like a set of keys, including wildly anti-american ones, which are straightforward cognitive deficiencies for what we should demand in a president. neither are biden.

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A lot of ours are suspiciously funded by ultra-right-wing people and groups. I assume to try to siphon off ethical voters.

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If I’m unintentionally doing harm, then I should just be silent about this.

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Make your assumptions and set up your straw men and be mad at them. They aren’t true.

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I’m saying that I literally do not know what happened. And there are no sides to take here that anyone with a heart would even consider. But you’re assigning me to one. I don’t know if this is one of those neurotypical things where you assume I mean or am implying something that I’m not saying.

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What I think does not matter and me waiting a day or two and getting more information before deciding what I think will not effect what happens or hurt them or support him. And I’m, again, not asking questions. I would never do anything but support the victims. But y’all won’t hear that.

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I understand that a whole lot of assholes have used that to push their shitty agendas. I don’t have one. I’m not for protecting anyone who assaults women. I’m not even asking questions. I’m saying waiting a day or two and finding out more might be a good thing. But that’s apparently awful of me.

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You’re again making up things I didn’t say and arguing against them. Obviously you don’t need me to have the argument you want to have.

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I’m not saying that at all. I believe the women making the accusations. I find the source possibly using them suspicious and will wait to learn more. But to you any questions whatsoever make everyone asking them pro-rape.

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I will say from personal experience of several decades that @sff180.bsky.social is none of the things you’re accusing him of. And this mob mentality of threatening people who don’t instantly pick up pitchforks and torches before we even know what’s happening is more suspicious than anything hesaid

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Asking any questions whatsoever apparently means you’re both in favor of and protecting those harming people. Meanwhile we’ll wait for more information and checking/verifying sketchy sources won’t hurt anyone. We aren’t in charge of the case.

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It’s like 5am here Cat woke me. I think she’s still off-center from the fireworks

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there was more to this song than the chorus?

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for a minute I had that look on my face that my friend had when they said “firefly season one was so good! can I borrow season two?” and I had a legit “oh, honey” moment going to start calling this very specific feeling “jossapointment”

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for a minute I had that look on my face that my friend had when they said “firefly season one was so good! can I borrow season two?” and I had a legit “oh, honey” moment going to start calling this very specific feeling “jossapointment”

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