Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️

Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

I'm not sure how much clearer the National Park Service can make this, but seriously: STOP TRYING TO HIKE THE GRAND CANYON WHEN IT'S A HUNDRED AND TWENTY DEGREES OUTSIDE.

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Okay, work thing finished being shepherded across the finish line, now to sleep more

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Be very grateful I managed to get answers on multiple bugs yesterday, there’s still more to go I know

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

No I can’t speak to bugs I haven’t had opportunity to spend time looking at, especially not when I’m this sick.

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

… I’m not hallucinating this right? Cause I’m still very sick, and it’s not nice to toy with the sick but rocket loving girl

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

If you need something to hug, I suggest blåhaj, which comes in two convenient sizes and is huggable soft

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

We go through a second puberty, and for some of us that leaves us pretty feral for awhile, and then we start maturing, and looking for maybe something different (Don’t ask me though, I wasn’t really ever feral first or second puberty)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

(I see several of you are in distress this morning, and I wish I had any good answers for any of you, but I love you all my friends, but no in person hugging until this crud is healed)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

The messaging changes are just *awful*

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Excellent choices

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Sorry only half awake, to Selkie of my mind, thank you, there were far worse companions I could’ve had in my fever induced dreams

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

To the fantasy/mythological shape shifting sea creature (it was a mix of the Selkie from The Girl From the Sea, and Vee from Owl House) who kept me company last night as I slept (badly)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

(Thank you all for attending this nights performance of ‘Liz has a fever’, tickets are non refundable and no promises made about future performances) (I’m in bed, just letting watch charge a bit before putting it on to track how miserable I slept) (Goodnight)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

GOODNIGHT NEVERLAND *PPBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT*

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

you wantta know what drunk liz would be like? This is what she'd be like, more or less, probably sadder though, don't let me drink, I'm already whiny enough as it is

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

(also don't worry, the inhibitors around telling people I have a crush on them when they aren't remotely looking for the same thing are still functional.)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

(someone take my account or phone from me Oh wait, I'm alone, there's no one here to do it) CANT STOP WONT STOP (actually will stop in about 5 minutes) (someone tell me to delete like ALL of this tomorrow or something)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

don't worry folks, I'm far too tired to actually act on the songs lyrics but fuck all the people who look at me and say nah, they don't deserve me (something something never really had anyone so most love songs about being alone don't really hit the same, thats just how it always is)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

PARTY FOR ONE IF YOU DON"T CARE ABOUT ME ILL JUST DANCE FOR MYSELF

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

bonus thing: as stuffed up as I am, and as fucked up as my brain is right now, no dysphoria about my voice which is decidedly NOT head voice tonight

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:10 UTC

singing along to various songs is probably NOT good for my throat/cough, but also the circuits that function as inhibitors in my brain are shorting the fuck out so wwhhhhhheeeeeeeee

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

Only Randal really, I needed a gag for things Maria could do to annoy him, and I wanted to a pick a song that Alistair would've liked as a trans guy set as Randal's alarm, so I asked the force femme hive mind for ideas, and bam! song

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

yes, Randal's theme song in my head is Hardest Button To Button by the White Stripes (Thanks Dorleycord!)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

Playing Randal's theme song on repeat because it makes me giggle and think of poor Randal in the basement of Dorleypilled. Sucker doesn't know what's coming for him, he only thinks he's seen the hardest button to button

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

when I'm I going to get one of those nice chills spells? That sounds really good right now (I know, I know, the chills spells are probably Bad (TM) but ehhhhhhhh)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

scanning at a 99... last time I scanned at a 99 was years ago, I almost never get a fever this notable I'm loopy guessing works gonna be kind of a no-go tomorrow at this rate

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

its the worst, but on the plus side, not posting about it is definitely a win win

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

there's a whole bunch more out there I don't own, but I'm continuing to expand.

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

queer stories shelf approaching 2 whole billy shelf widths 🎉

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

food was a mistake

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

gotta be honest, I'd have to sit that one out lest I hear things out of coworkers mouths that make me want to at the least swear at them

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

and about .5-1 degree of fever atm (my baseline is really low though so this is like, just putting me up at 'normal' for everyone else)

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

oh there's the edge from advil wearing off, OW

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

my newest aquisitions, Rock And Riot, and Project Naught, both by Chelsey Furedi (who doesn't seem to be on here), but Rock And Riot is amazingly queer and happy to reread it in book form, and looking forward first read of Project Naught

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

muting a bunch of politics words, and none of you can stop me!

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

It takes so fucking long and hurts so much, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies… well… maybe my absolute worst, but only just! Also why is there so much hair on face and so little up top for me???

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

I have require it on for posting… but I admit I don’t always live up to the mark with making sure reposts do. Will try to do better.

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Same but cat

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @woebetide.gay [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

We’ve got ‘assumption of good faith’ at home ‘Assumption of good faith’ at home: but what if we assumed bad faith instead and just attacked indiscriminately?

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