WolfLawyer

oak blanco @abomination.computer [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

i love work! i love being harassed for my input about 50 different things per day! i would hate to live in the forest instead!

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Wait, are we still doing blockchain shit? I thought the AI killed it?

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Vyvanse

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

You were intentionally broad because you are not capable of being specific. Be real, Daniel.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Last time they did the whole “Joe has dementia” thing and set a bar that he could trip over. They realised the mistake and are doing “Joe is superman taking the drug from limitless” so anything he says short of a modern day Gettysburg address seems underwhelming.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

I love that it started out writing briefs to file in court and now it’s just Google translate but annoying.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

And it’s always kind of “look everyone, look how not into girls I am. See this, girls? It’s not about you!” Nothing if not performative.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

She was hotter when she was a stack of blurry triangles. There I said it.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

A hypothetical one that doesn’t exist but if it did would be useful in a law firm.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

Same dudes: “I want a girl who is a natural beauty and doesn’t wear makeup.”

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

If there was one I’d come up with a real good argument for why it’s not one. Would cost over $100k to prove me wrong. You’d have to find a bunch of other documents to contextually demonstrate that it is a magic secret bullet. Maybe through a process like discovery and trial.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:55 UTC

Speak for yourself. I’ll be removing the genocide sponsorship from next year’s budget that’s for sure.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

Jesus Christ it’s an AI that wins an episode of Suits.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

Nobody has any memes prepared for this.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

“When you grow up the bullies will work for you” was a disaster because weird people who thought they were smart people applied it to everyone who didn’t tolerate their crap rather than bullies and are now aggrieved that decades later they’re still losers rather than geniuses.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 10:49 UTC

Like if there was a way to make litigation cheaper we wouldn’t be on it immediately and corner the market. Being affordable and still being good is the absolute dream.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

You’re wrong. And what you’re proposing is useless for ameliorating the problem of the cost of access to justice.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a tech guy tell me the new fad should get my money I wouldn’t need to practice law anymore. I remember when we were all going to sell houses through an instantaneous blockchain-based conveyancing process.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:51 UTC

Wow, this shows that you are really not qualified for this conversation. Discovery is an entire process. There is no “enough” discovery. It’s either done or not.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:34 UTC

The most significant impact that LLMs will have on the practice of law is that it will be more clumsy to refer to people who have masters degrees.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:33 UTC

I guess maybe it’s hard to know the difference between a drawing and a colouring book if all you’ve ever seen is the finished product but drawing the lines is 90% of the work and the contribution the LLM makes to the other 10% is on par with using random colours and the bucket tool in MS Paint.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

So it’s gonna get interesting soon?

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 09:23 UTC

I’m straight and for the first time in my life after seeing that flag I wish that I wasn’t. It has accomplished what years of woke brainwashing from Hollywood elites failed.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

The left doesn’t choose celebrities. The right chooses which voices on the left they will refer to in their own media and elevates them. They chose people who kinda agree with them or people who are very easy to make look foolish.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

lol, no.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 08:56 UTC

That’s pure mastodon baby.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

And just when it was all peachy they gave us Perfect Dark: Zero.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 08:55 UTC

If I had to try to pinpoint exactly when the world started to suck I would look very closely at when Microsoft purchased Rareware.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

It’s “congress shall make no law…” not “congress shall make no law except for one which affects an entity that congress considers is too closely related to a body politic.”

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Obviously there are limits. The limits are not where you think they are though.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Is this supposed to be a knock on him? I’ve never liked the guy more than when I saw this.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

Yes. What do you want the facts to be?

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 09:25 UTC

Daughter: “Dad, what is the weight in newton’s of a 250g mass at the surface of the earth?” Me: “I’m not a scientist, I’m a lawyer. What do you want it to be?”

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

No he denies the genocode. Different thing.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 08:10 UTC

And the question of whether or not speech is compelled contrary the first amendment does not include a consideration of whether the speech is good or correct. That is obvious I fear.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

“A notice from the Surgeon General: vaccines cause autism and masks don’t work.”

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

I hate that this is a viable business model and I hate it moreso that it’s viable to the extent that I could potentially make more money doing that than I do by charging $770 an hour for reading emails which is already an incredible grift.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

If presidents can just give people debts they otherwise didn’t have I think that from now on instead of cancelling any debts Biden should give them all to Trump. He can pay it all.

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

Fuck that guy.

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