Jay Wolman

Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Old news www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Those editors should be edited out

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

Tell me about it. Only one space after the period

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Only Fans

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

I responded to somebody else

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

They let me in from time to time.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

DC.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

This is offensive to the constitution

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Or theft.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Or, hear me out

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

I beg to differ

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

It isn’t a real hamentasch unless it’s poppy seed. Keep Mun in ha’ Mun tasch

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Average bathtub is 80 gallons. Average human body would displace 17.5 gallons Average blood volume of an adult is 1.35 gallons That means a typical total bloodbath requires the blood of 46.3 individuals.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

That song’s only 2:17, though.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

I don’t always win appellate matters, but I’m batting 1000 before historic all-black female panels in the First Department.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

Help us, Dr. Manhattan!

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

That would decimate social media

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Would’ve been easier for them to write: the House of Representatives decides who is qualified for president. The 14th amendment didn’t change that.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 04, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

When you keep getting ECF notifications, it’s really TERMINATE AND STAY RESIDENT

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 01, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

Sanitize your code!

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Try harder

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

What’s a Twitter?

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

How much does it weigh?

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Setting oneself on fire isn’t reasonable either. You’re viewing it too narrowly

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

You only know it was solely self immolation once completed. That doesn’t make it unreasonable to ensure it wasn’t more.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Yeah. You’re clueless

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

How willfully blind do you have to be to not understand that people martyring themselves in protest of Israel often take others with them? Or is Meghan really that clueless?

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

And I hate it when AI generated shirts misspell Calvin Klein

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

I feel bad that none of them seem to recognize poor Dick Sargent. No love for the second Darren

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Why do I engage with these Catfishing text messages? Is it the joy I get from sending them pictures of Dick Sargent, dick York, Dick Van Patton, and/or dick Van dyke?

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 23, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

Some people like to put loud, obnoxious songs on repeat in a bar. My new goal will be to hijack a jukebox with 4’33” by John Cage

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Behold. The leaning tower of Pizza.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

Sleve McDichael unavailable for comment

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:26 UTC

Some time ago. Not very active on this platform though

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

I’m not a bot

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

I do a ton of online shopping too. has nothing to do with things being locked up. But you’re free to do whatever you want. That’s capitalism.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

That’s your choice. Though it’s more inconvenient than simply waiting for someone at CVS to get it for you since you’re already there.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

I am just not an anti-Semite, who thinks that the only solution to the conflict is in the hands of Israel

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

Maybe Hamas should surrender, then if it cared about children

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

It wasn’t communism that did it

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

And I see you want to go five out of five. Good luck with that.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

Step three: nobody has anything. Everyone dies from starvation.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

I think that’s my first block on this website

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Stores don’t want to buy the equipment to lock things up. stores don’t want to pay people to have to get you items. Don’t excuse shoplifting

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Tag yourself. I’m no. 3.

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

These measures cost them. They’d rather not do them but, people steal. Solve that problem, and antitheft measures will no longer be necessary

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Jay Wolman @wolmanj.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Caring about people also includes not stealing from them