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MN State Fair food must be fried or on a stick, preferably both.
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MN State Fair food must be fried or on a stick, preferably both.
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It’s a growth business with customers dieing to get in
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He has two favorite teams. Scotland and whoever is playing England
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Bunnies here try that but the dogs won’t leave them alone
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Jenny Agutter FTW
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I’ll vote Joe, but I no longer expect him to last four more years I’ll vote Kamala, because she is already on the ballot and baked into my calculations. If they push anyone we might as well hand the keys over to Trump now In a better world, both presumptive nominees be replaced
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Yet she can be one heartbeat from being President
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If my garage looked like that I’d call the police. I’ve been robbed
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So the pre meetings are done?
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Speed doesn’t kill. Speed differential kills
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The only allowed fucking is via the invoice.
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Also, I been drinking with some of the greatest minds of my generation. PHD level intelligence is not the brag they think it is.
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The question you have to ask. Is how will MIT make money on this? They threw Aaron under the bus because there was no upside for MIT
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When my father in law was living alone we set him up with Alexa’s in every room, taught him to use it to call us and used the drop in gratuity check on him too. Today I’d probably go with simply safe cameras. We couldn’t get him to wear the medic alert
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Keep it in dark glass bottles. You’ll need it for the population explosion of possums caused by them feasting on cicadas. Dual emergence in Midwest means plenty of food
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Cat in high perch says hi
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Black paper as your bass? Please tell me that it’s practice before painting on black velvet.
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When questioned about my behavior, people say what are you 20 years old? I respond, I’m not like other children, I’m 49 and a Half! Thank you very much
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Is that some Weird offshoot from mozzarella string cheese theory?
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As a practitioner of experimental applied classical phrenology I am excited by the possibilities of genital phrenology. If I apply the rod of correction to the T5 region to depress an aggression node, will the treatment be enhanced by a swift kick to the nethers?
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There wouldn’t be a need for loan forgiveness if the interest was zero? Wish I could get 6% guaranteed on my savings account
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Right up there with people threatening to expose Bill Clinton if we dig too deep on Epstein. That’s a price I’m willing to have him pay.
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One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs. John Rogers
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
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Had the same thing happen before. Switched to the Closetmaid shelf track system where there is a metal rail the you mount at the top of the wall into studs, then it has vertical bars that drop down. Shelf brackets then attach to the bars. encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=t...
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Depends. If I had only tested out if one semester I probably would have taken it anyway. But two semesters had me starting third semester back without being in a class with 900 of my closest and dearest friends.
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My parents let me rhythmically pound nails into boards and coffee tables. They said it was cheaper and slightly less annoying than tap dancing- which every knows is a gateway activity to baton twirling and marching band.
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I always thought not having humanities courses in MBA programs was the biggest threat. STEM bros have always been a problem, we just started giving them money for the last 20 years. The sociopaths in management have been causing havoc since the 80’s
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AP Calculus BC with a score of 5 got me out of the first two semesters of calculus.
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But it’s ok to eat deep fried chicken parts straight out of the paper bucket. The things we put up with for making healthier food choices.
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It’s the white married women who’ve been advocating for abortion restrictions because they never thought it would impact them as good Christians. They thought they were protecting women of other races from making bad decisions or trying to escape the consequences of their immoral lifestyles.
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According to the fantastic game Goat Simulator, this is a long-necked goat. Happy birthday.
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How many do you have to sell for your dogs to get their own koalas?
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A boat is a hole in water into which one poors money
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Still waiting for the Kristi Neom version of Go Dogs, Go!
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They caved last year, so they will cave again. If Target cared, they would put Pro Pride messages on every receipt for the entire month before Pride. A no cost way to support. Or make the Target Card discount 7% instead of 5% during Pride. Let the yokels spend more elsewhere during their boycott
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Ketchup or A1 steak sauce. Your choice.
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Dry rub, slow roast on a spit
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Planning on. Not plankton
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Is kid3 plankton vet school given her preference for animals with issues?
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You should see what she did to the cat
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They will start with prisoners. You don’t need two lungs and two kidneys to rot in jail. And livers grow back, so partial liver transplants will be ok.
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Use to be that guys like this would mouth off in a bar and get their ass handed to themselves and they would learn to behave. Now they do it for the LULZ with no repercussions. Boingboing.com use to disemvowel offensive comments. Popehat.com use to edit their rants to “I like to eat paste”
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This is why The Onion is the world’s finest news source. I miss the days of the DPRK account on Twitter.
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I’m ok if the protesters get what they want and universities are forced to divest. When can the reinvest and who makes up for the losses? Will there be a special fee to cover lost returns on endowments using the existing strategy? Everyone ok on an extra $10,000 recovery fee every semester?
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If it hadn’t failed so spectacularly in the past, UN Peacekeepers could be a solution. But I fear that would only expand the conflict.
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Unfortunately I don’t even see a lose-lose solution for all sides that the rest of the world can get behind. It’s like the old Russian joke about a genie granting a wish to Russian farmer, with the caveat behind his worst enemy will get double. Russian says kill my cow.
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On that occur you discover that you are the line and it does not go any faster
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Can you start a kickstarter for this? How much do I have to donate to name the capybaras?
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I would have gone with lack of off-street parking
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