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Wozza B
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Proof that it was an unusually quiet evening is the fact that I was an Englishman in a pub in the Bogside on a Friday night and nobody gave a shit.
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Etiolated sloucher. Poet. In exile from the unlit uplands. DMs are open. wjbridge@gmail.com
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Wozza B
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Proof that it was an unusually quiet evening is the fact that I was an Englishman in a pub in the Bogside on a Friday night and nobody gave a shit.
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Wozza B
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The one time I stayed there it was fairly subdued, but it was 01st November and everyone had a hangover.
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Wozza B
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I’ve been here since 2003. Euro 2012 was a big deal until the matches started and it was clear Ireland were nowhere near good enough. In 2016 there was much less expectation so it was a bit more bearable.
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Wozza B
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Where do I sign?
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Wozza B
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It’s weird living in Ireland when England are in a football tournament because nobody is arsed (obviously) so there’s none of that constant noise which I remember only too well. I can’t imagine what it’s like not being English but living in England right now. It must be excruciating.
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Wozza B
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Said Steve.
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Wozza B
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Maybe it was a great idea!
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Wozza B
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Cheers!
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Wozza B
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I laughed way too hard at this
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Wozza B
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Imagine calling your kid Thoughts..?
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Wozza B
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Wozza B
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It’s going to be a long day…
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Wozza B
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The famously impoverished FAI managed to find 650,000 big ones down the back of John Delaney’s old sofa.
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Wozza B
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When British people hear Benidorm we think of Tim Healy in a wig…
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Wozza B
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Ten years ago in Swaledale. Look at how blue the sky is, confirming that the sun does shine in Yorkshire occasionally.
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Wozza B
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I don’t know what will happen in the football on Sunday but I do know that Benidorm is going to be wild.
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Wozza B
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He hasn’t won anything yet, but if he does he’ll be a peer of the realm before the year is out. Which is crazy because if Bellingham had blazed that overhead kick over the bar he would’ve been fired last week.
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Wozza B
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It’ll be OK if you planet well…
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Wozza B
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*n’t
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Wozza B
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It’s crazy. I’m not complaining, but why has it taken so long for England to play with a bit of freedom?
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Wozza B
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Here we goooooo!!!! Frietje Met v Chips and Gravy, Edam v Stilton, Stroopwafel v Jam Roly Poly etc. #euro2024
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Wozza B
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I think we’ve collectively come to the realisation that it’s never coming home.
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Wozza B
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Have they fixed the Sun Centre yet?
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Wozza B
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Please don’t cry Adria, you’ll get there. And if you do start an only fans I promise to subscribe but not look.
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Wozza B
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I shall be watching from the comfort of my own home. Nobody needs to witness me gesticulating and inventing new swear words at every underhit pass.
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Wozza B
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Wait, so people with loads of cash sleep better at night than those who struggle to make ends meet? Who knew?
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Wozza B
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Yeah, I’m never going to listen to this pod.
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Wozza B
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OK, time for bed. Time to sleep the sleep of the righteous. Who am I kidding? I’ll be up three times for a piss and spend the rest of the night listening to the wind and rain against my bedroom window, wondering how long until I have to get up for work.
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Wozza B
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Yeah, tomorrow’s game of Frietje Met v Chips and Gravy looks like a second place play off.
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Wozza B
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Paella 2 Cassoulet 1 #euro2024
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Wozza B
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I like it, but it is a bit pyjama-ey.
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Wozza B
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I’ve turned into Alan Hansen.
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Wozza B
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I just realised that my daughter, who is still a child, is a year older than him. If I was a horse I’d be glue.
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Wozza B
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Ooh, I have Discovery+, I must remember to not watch that.
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Wozza B
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Cycled to work today, the ninth day of July, and got wet, and got gold, and got an overwhelming desire to get a taxi to the airport and board the next plane out to somewhere with real weather. Anyone want to join me?
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Wozza B
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Have they discovered that really serious hidden wiring problem yet which they’re amazed hasn’t set your house on fire, but it’s OK, they can sort it out for an extra €1,000?
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Wozza B
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Someone ought to do something about that.
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Wozza B
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You’re over soon aren’t you? Make sure you get your fill.
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Wozza B
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This is my current sky
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Wozza B
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The only thing I ever got delivered on a Sunday from Amazon was also drill bit. Clearly it’s an industry that never sleeps.
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Wozza B
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‘Fuck life on earth, just think about the space dollars’
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Wozza B
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It’s been nice here today, plenty of sunshine with a slight breeze (great drying weather), so the met office have issued a heavy rain warning for tomorrow because we’re not allowed nice things.
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Wozza B
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As a Man Utd fan, you can guess where I want to send the manager after every shit performance.
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Wozza B
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Don’t you just love it when one of your heroes turn out not to be a twat.
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Wozza B
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Thank you for your service. 🫡
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Wozza B
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There was a guy chucking out birdseed in Dublin city centre and half the pigeons in Ireland descended on us.
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Wozza B
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I just blocked that idiot.
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Wozza B
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If you see this, post a bird
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Wozza B
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I’m good thanks. It’s great to have you back!
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Wozza B
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Congratulations Rach! Here’s to your new chapter.
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