D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social

Me: That must be a typo. Waiter: It’s not. Me: It has to be. Waiter: I promise it’s not. Me: I don’t believe you. Waiter: Look, just try the honey BBQ wigs. Me: Are they to eat or to wear? Waiter, his smile far too wide: YES.

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