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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸

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Cereal companies will say "raisins and nuts" on the box, but there are fewer inside every year. They should call their cereal "Granola That Met A Nut At A Party Once," or "Flakes That Have Heard Of The Concept Of Raisins." It's basically a homeopathic dilution at this point.

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Tom Doyle's avatar Tom Doyle @tomdoyle.bsky.social
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Box has instructions: "pour cereal and watch a California raisins ad." Cause that's the only raisins you'll be seeing.

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