D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social

My cousin Clevis came over to show me his invention. “Everybody’s into fitness, right? They got them step tracking phones, step tracking watches, but why not put step tracking right in your shoes?” “You just glued tape measures to your sneakers.” “Shh, that’s a trade secret!”

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