D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author 🛸 @writepop.bsky.social

Amy presented Captain Eric with her new invention. “It’s a heat gun!” she said. “It burns holes in anything!”

“But my laser gun burns holes, too,” he said. “So what’s the difference?”

“This one is more burnier… super heated… hot sauce… Look, just use it or they’ll cancel my grant funding.”

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