WTF Surprise Doll

WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

How fucking high was he?

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Gonna try throwing jazz hands the next time I fuck, brb

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:49 UTC

Aw, look, roommates!

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Everyone I know who thinks backyard fireworks are fine deserve to have their bits blown off, tbh, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

Damn, take that kid to Legoland, stat

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

Buffalo Bill is that you?

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

It appears not

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Don’t tell me what to do with my lizard.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

It’s always deviled egg o’clock somewhere.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

My basement and I really wish we agreed with that. I mean I agree in theory if not concept

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

I mean that does sound pretty Dickensian 🤷🏻‍♀️

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Hunt the Wumpus

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

I too would divorce my husband if he got a cybertruck

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

Well shoot, I was hoping to be absolved of my phobia and all I got was this lovely nature lesson 🤣

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

I’ll never forget that one episode of Wildboyz where they lose a giant centipede and find it, hours later, very far up Steve-Os pants.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Wait what? I’ve been assuming those leggy little dicks were more afraid of me than I of them, and my fear of them was embarrassing and irrational. BRB, have a whole house to burn down

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Really wish I could make gazpacho without everyone in my life making the same Marjorie Taylor Green joke. Just let me enjoy my cold soup.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

No wait this is amazing

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Gorgeous! I’m getting quite the view in Michigan as well!

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Words cannot describe how incredibly jealous I am of everyone who can pop outside their door right now and see the aurora. Enjoy, the photos are all stunning!

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Owning a yarn store. Which is not a thing I do, to be clear - I just know a lot of knitters.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

Brb vomiting

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 10:57 UTC

When I mourn Twitter, this is the first thing I think about.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Indeed. Least threatening dog ever.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

Love and marriage

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

I’ve only ever read a fanfic about the guy and this tracks

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

Graham crackers were developed to help prevent masturbation and they didn’t.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

The Shawshank Weedemption

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Well that’s a terrible idea.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

Also, who looks at QE2 and thinks “this lady has not received due recognition!”

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 07:02 UTC

Look, all I care about is how much eggs cost.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Legend. May we all live as well as brightly.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Don’t say this too loudly or republicans will start writing bills prohibiting pet ownership to people who only have 2 kids or more.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Yeah honestly 3 solid years of French learning in, and I still think if an actual French person tried to have a face to face conversation with me I would shit my pants, so I have nothing but respect for anyone who is out there actually trying to communicate in earnest.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

My Bluesky experience this week was that one dude that commented “you must be pre diabetic” on a post about someone eating fruit and oatmeal. Don’t make me defend oatmeal, fuck.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Well I feel better now, secure in the knowledge that nothing very bad happened in the decades that followed.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Is he dragging a giant brain around because I have questions.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 17, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Capitalism has ruined the internet. I’ve started writing down all my recipes so I don’t have to continually fight against formerly useful recipe pages that have become so burdened with pop ups that they won’t load. Everything is AI garbage and ads.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 07, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Such a powerful photo.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

I’d rather get a colonoscopy.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 01, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 28, 2023 at 23:53 UTC

Gotta have the treats.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 22, 2023 at 13:54 UTC

For the past week half of what it has been showing me are these utterly deranged AI images of babies and monkeys, with scores of comments like “nature is beautiful, god is real!” and I’m losing my entire mind. It’s like someone engineered the algorithm specifically to repel me.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 03:39 UTC

Greedy. Is it good? No. Is it great? Also no. But Phil Hartman eats every piece of scenery he walks past, everyone overacts, and it reeks of rhe 90s. I know it way too well.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 03:18 UTC

Made my tree Weird Barbie for Christmas.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 02:07 UTC

Iron Widow went so hard it made me uncomfortable in a really good way.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 23:16 UTC

The more I look the worse it gets

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 04:18 UTC

No, stop, i hate him more.

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WTF Surprise Doll @wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 00:27 UTC

She’s definitely doing that on purpose, just look at her.

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