Mulder

Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

Them: smile, it's free. Me: so is not smiling.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

No need you got one right here. A big family as well if we all got together we could be a mafia.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

Be sure to deescalate your annual performance meetings with your boss by using terms like “Listen up you prick”

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

That was a good flick.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Mine to I’m a male age 55

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

I surrender the cash is in a sock hidden behind the drawer !

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Waiter: You been here for 11 hours. Me: It’s an all you can eat buffet ! Waiter: You are costing us money. Me: Well I didn’t put the sign up did I ?

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

If Biden had to be pulled like a puppet like in “Weekends at Bernie’s” he would still get my vote.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

Try milk one for a pint of almond milk.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

Jesus - Ok Americans you can have hell or lesser hell- choose wisely.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Oh you got a Porsche ? Sorry for honking at you and the Audi I forgot those expensive vehicles don’t come with a blinker.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

Hmm honestly if earth was wishing another planet would we consider an anal probe as the first task we need to accomplish? Why are extra terrestrial beings so obsessed with our lower bowels ? I mean NASA would probably not go for an anal probe ?

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

The tooth fairy really had to pay up that day.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

I know you are hot the moody thing well I hope it’s just a phase 😊

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Butt I have a few questions.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

So does my pants, which is expected as I’m over 50.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

So you mean putting it on the floor Ash ?

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

If we did we would not have any.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

Biden win’s a second term.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Damn so you are 56 and trying to teach me a lesson well done 😊 hats off 😊

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Did you were a poker face while watching ? I think it’s required 😊

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Wait till you’re 55. pwww 40 is nothing I dislocate my shoulder just by grabbing my toothbrush.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

No one expect the Spanish Inquisition, but if Trump wins the Spanish Inquisition will be the least of our problems.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

You don’t need any likes on selfies here. We accept you as you are. With or without “wit” it doesn’t matter you can be yourself and that is actually and encouraging.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

The first rule of “Pottery Class” we don’t talk about “Pottery Class”

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Move to Nepal they say it’s nice and quiet. I honestly have considered this myself and lately multiple times a day.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

If this was the 1800 the republicans would have burned her as a witch.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

No one expect the Spanish Inquisition. But sticking up a flashlight comes pretty close.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

We need to talk - the 4 most dangerous words in the world - except for “Who’s bra is this” ?

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Next step is “Itchy Bitchy Bitchy” and we almost have a song that will hit the billboard.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Dig in she said - And I had no clue on how to proceed there was no food only a naked woman.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Yea me to but was a McDonald in china.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Mine was a TR-808 I loved that machine. Also my first Synthesizer was a Mini Moog. Unfortunately I lost the Mini Moog in a fire.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

If I was a cybertruck I would go for a foot spa as well. Seems appropriate.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

My at the record store whispering to the 18 year old behind the the counter. Psst: You got any mix tapes ?

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

I got one word to say about the situation in America before going to bed. WTF.

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

And Trump people

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Mulder @xfilestogo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Hmm not an an American citizen I don’t even live In America, but tell you one thing get your votes in we are watching you and if Trump wins in November you will never be able to vote again.

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