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A player named Ant

@yearoftheant.bsky.social

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Sort of tall with hair, wears tshirts sometimes Recipient of the 1999 pennsauken high school citizenship award

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Mom why is ace ventura doing that creepy backwards walking? Also who is this transphobe ace ventura??

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In light of todays Supreme Court opinion we at the democratic nation committee think it’s more vital than ever for you to get out there this November and HAWK TUAH… VOTE ON THAT THANG!!!

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Pronouncing marinara “ma rin a ra” while it’s still a free country

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Everybody says it sucks shit but that just means they’re triggered to the bejesus and it’s actually so so funny Society rules

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You’re doing better than me, I gained it all back plus a few pounds. 🤷‍♂️

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ATTENTION COMEDY FANS: Our t-mobile/Scrubs/jason momoa campaign put so many consumers in stitches (he’s big but he sings and dances! 🤣) that we’ve also hired the famous laugh-a-minute absurdist yucksters from Suits to do some of their trademark “funny stuff”

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Like instead of straightening his posture and ditching the limp, he starts being a good father and doing negative tweets about nfts

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Elon doing a keyser sose long con to steal every dime from nazis would be pretty rad though

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Because of this commercial “za zooba zabba zoo zowww” is my go-to stephen tyler impression at all the parties I get invited to

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Special guest segment direction by Zack Snyder

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Depression is cool because I’m down 15 lbs in a week just in time for swimsuit season

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I’m a 20+ year union member and have worked 3 weeks this year. last year i only worked from March to July. The 3 years prior I didn’t work at all. Glad to see my dues payments being spent on recruitment ads on tv

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Felonious trump Did anyone say that yet?

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She’d prefer a completely naked bear instead?? Consider me scandalized!

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Oh no is that how she got the robot arm?

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One time at a zoo I saw some flamingos doing some creepy ass naked lunch stuff and I say burn them all

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I for one welcome and pledge my undying fealty to our new winged mice overlords

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What is going on here? Brother and sister? Bots?? One sincere person and one jokester???

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Tell me about it. I never even got to use this bad boy:

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Guilty. Prosciutto him to the fullest extent of the law

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Netflix’s algorithm is incredible at recommending me the last two things I watched

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Wrapping up my rewatch of the hot tub time machine franchise and fondly remembering the golden age of films with extended sequences of characters telling each other what funny things they look like

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Reading the pornhub video descriptions in the style of a tv news reporter

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I rarely know what anybody is talking about on here but this website should be the solution to all your problems I think

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If you’re ai and you want people to like you, you should make a season of YOU and ai it so jason mantzoukas is joe

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The wallet inspector actually is running some tests on my credit card… Can i give you my ssn and 5 most commonly used passwords as collateral?

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What if there was a young sheldon though..?

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ITS EVEN FUNNY VOID OF CONTEXT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣

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Ok you think I can’t trim my pines with a chainsaw??? Watch this

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Oh thank god, finally I’ve been wanting to try reading forever

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But is it really a three way if two of the participants are the same person?

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Real “why do you keep making me hurt you?” shit

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You can really tell how much of a maverick pack leading comedicly innovating genius seinfeld is by the way he got to the same conclusion as people like jim bruer, adam corolla, and rob schnieder, except many many years later

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Rose’s husband in regular, non-titanic heaven

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Don’t make them say israel’s middle name…

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Putting the final nail in the coffin of Heelys™, inc.

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You say our psyches are damaged, I say ‘hammers for men’ is a luxury we can’t afford not to have Let history judge us both as it will

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Check mate, my dear doubting thomas

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