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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

They asked the theater professors how to stage Les Mis.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

This just to say that I have tossed the open can of tomato soup you were saving in the work fridge Sorry not sorry it was so disgusting and cold.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 09:52 UTC

Nice sleeping baby you have there....would a shame for cats to wrestle right outside the door

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 09:38 UTC

Andy Warhol said: In the future, everyone will write one birding book.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Every week I commute from my home in Breuckelen to my job in Spuyten Duyvil. Sometimes I lunch in Haarlem. I weekend in Fishkil.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

I refuse to use any name that isn’t based in Dutch.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

So fight club is Company

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

The baby can tell when I’m committing the sin of bedtime in my heart.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Really looks like this video is about Matt Damon impregnating Arthur’s mom.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

My students don’t have much to say about Adorno’s ideas but do agree Adorno and Horkheimer look a lot alike.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Reads secret bomber plans - “Shred after reading” Does a 1080 Bomber plans lie on the ground still.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

I will say The Crazy Kill and Cotton Comes to Harlem are real stand outs.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

“In general the whole series. Like a lot of series, especially because the books are short, I don’t always recall which is which and which ones I liked best.” This applies to both series below.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Student: Do you like my art? (Shows me woodcut of what looks like two hands cradling a vulva) Me: Oh what is it? Student: It’s a vulva😁 Me: Fair enough!

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

My op Ed “why won’t Americans simply lie back and think of England”

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Biden’s silence on my ongoing dispute over library fines for Season Four dvds of Monk is deafening.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

How many times a month you think Raising Cane’s send free meals to Bruce Springsteen just to see if they can nab him?

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

You’re thinking Cairo syrup. Let my pancakes go.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Christians say “Jemmova” when suggesting it.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

I wrestled through middle school and high school so the fungus part never scared me (we all got ringworm more than once) but the foot part. Feet are one of those zones of your body that are specifically awful to have maladies.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

If you intend to get into a turn lane, you can actually just do so, at your leisure, at any stage of the turn lane. Turn signals are just virtue signalling.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

People really do just say the same shit over and over and over.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Those contain the making of the neutron bomb.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Any major international institutions flying lots of different national flags housed in NYC? I forget.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

It means she’s a shill for the railroad monopolies

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

voir dire should mean i get strikes in traffic

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

I said it response to their recommending a video where people eat honeycomb and do ASMR.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

I made a joke about the shore but too many people took it littorally

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

A student told me to watch an ASMR video. I said “Sucks your ASMR”. They didn’t get it because they hadn’t done the reading.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Did they cancel Taskmaster?

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

Maybe Donald Sutherland is fro. South New Brunswick.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

Including 77771 and 77772 movies

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

“They got us working in shifts”

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

British writers love to serve conSOOme soup in period novels.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Where’s the ESPN gravel pit? Ohio I assume

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Tragedy of the commons

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

I told students about their final reading assignment—15 pages due in two weeks and they looked stricken.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

Don’t encourage Postman

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

Bee line? They should call it a baby line! Mathematician Simon Baby was the first to describe a straight line.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

My dog like to bite them and have them freak out in her mouth.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

You say alcohol lowers inhibitions? 😉😉😉. (Eats an inadvisable amount of corn chips)

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

I’ll give the baby cottage cheese and she’ll keep some curds in there for hours

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

If the options are “Allow Ads: Yes Or Not Now” I want to delete the app.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

It’s gaslighting to do my haircut different from what I ask.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 11:08 UTC

Fine. I will stick to Growing Pains or Family Ties.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 10:50 UTC

I would pay anything (1 audible credit) for an audiobook of the complete Fitzgerald stories.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

This fucking guy

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

I have green eyes and my wife has brown eyes. My baby has brown eyes too which just means at some I have to explain to her about that genetic freak Gregor Mendel.

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Wow par 51! Must be a really tough course! Must be really fun

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@yellslikegoats.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

Making random noises at the baby to see what takes

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