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zach silberberg
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this haunted dog doll i saw at a flea market kind of reminds me of joe biden
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tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
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zach silberberg
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this haunted dog doll i saw at a flea market kind of reminds me of joe biden
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zach silberberg
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"the supreme court just created a dangerous precedent that represents a fundamental change in american politics and the office of the presidency. jeez. really wish that hadnt happened. ah well"
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zach silberberg
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zach silberberg
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idk about bluesky. not enough comedians selling macbooks here
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zach silberberg
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zach silberberg
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honestly the one thing that might get me to spend more time on bluesky is seeing how active @themountaingoats.bsky.social is on here
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zach silberberg
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i should try to use this app more!! (forgets about bluesky for 2 months)
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zach silberberg
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(on a first date) so i can imagine 100 creatures in my head basically whenever i want. and i can make them be all sorts of shapes and sizes. BUT i dont like to imagine them with sharp teeth or claws because then i get scared. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you
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zach silberberg
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trying to netflix and chill with a letterboxd baddie who stops making out every 2 minutes to talk about the mise en scène
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zach silberberg
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he shoulda jumped
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zach silberberg
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poignant?
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zach silberberg
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just realized the color of the text implies this is from the POV of the cop who successfully ruined the tour. which makes it funnier i think
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zach silberberg
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is this anything
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zach silberberg
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whats up
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zach silberberg
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jim henson’s son looks like what if tywin lannister was Nice
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zach silberberg
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i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo
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zach silberberg
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we are the straight boyfriends of the bi girls you couldnt discourse
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zach silberberg
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the
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zach silberberg
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new york city is home to millions of stories and we can often only catch glimpses of their complex beauty as we briefly brush past them on our own winding paths
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zach silberberg
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sooo glad i stayed until after the Challengers credits
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zach silberberg
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let me cook
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zach silberberg
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kirsten dunst and jesse plemons falling in love after they met on fargo, where they play a dysfunctional couple who kill kieran culkin and put him through a meat grinder... it's maybe the greatest hollywood love story of all time
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zach silberberg
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embarrassing failed double negative in this skeet. im sorry
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zach silberberg
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it is physically impossible for me to go to a flea market and not leave without a little guy
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zach silberberg
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me: (showing a friend my rat bucket) so yeah this is where all the rats are friend: why do you have a rat bucket me: for the rats friend: why do you have rats me: to put in the bucket. i don’t understand what is so complicated about this
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zach silberberg
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at a cafe and knocked on the bathroom door and instead of saying “occupied” the person inside said “who is it?” ???
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zach silberberg
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every day im like. i should post here more. and every day im like. oops i forgot to post here more
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zach silberberg
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OJ Simpson coming back to life because the coffin is just a little bit too small
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zach silberberg
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tv shows used to have Hurley
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zach silberberg
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if so many people in power are telling you NOT to look at something, it basically confirms that there are benefits they're trying to keep from the general population. don't be a sheep. open your eyes. literally.
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zach silberberg
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IF WOKE JOE BIDEN THINKS I'M GOING TO CUCK AND MUZZLE MY EYES JUST TO LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF NATURE HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING
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zach silberberg
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there is basically no difference between these two pictures. i refuse to be a sheep
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zach silberberg
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(gesturing to my roommate dracula) every weekend is a vampire weekend when you live with this goofball
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zach silberberg
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yeah thanks google this is exactly what i was looking for. thank you
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zach silberberg
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i still can’t believe they bought that freakin zoo
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zach silberberg
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pokemon go retire already
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zach silberberg
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i mean if we're talking about music and vibes... this shit fucks and will always fuck
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zach silberberg
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bluesky please let people see the quote skeets... there are so many good ones
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zach silberberg
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wanting to turn this into a quote-skeet prompt to help promote my friends video BUT REALLY: what is the greatest tv show theme song of all time?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaat...
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zach silberberg
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my friend sent me this pic and it looks like people are lined up to meet a dog named Hot Salt Beef Sandwich
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zach silberberg
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besides starship troopers, i’m on a real “i wish i liked this movie more than i actually did” streak
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zach silberberg
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her web connects the mall
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zach silberberg
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when i say ive got that dog in me this is the dog im talking about
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zach silberberg
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ohhhh ok. silly me. for a second i thought maybe the extremely antisemitic comment on an unrelated tweet about matt damon may have been against the twitter TOS, but i guess i am simply a dumb baby
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zach silberberg
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you can tell when i get mad at twitter because i start posting here more. but then i get bored of here and go back to twitter, and the cycle continues
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zach silberberg
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being alive in this part of the 21st century has its ups and downs. on one hand, i can watch silly videos on my phone whenever i want, wherever i want. on the other hand, there are the horrors
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zach silberberg
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(Neil deGrasse Tyson watching Ratatouille) this movie is ridiculous and unrealistic. that skinny ginger white boy could NEVER pull a french baddie, even WITH the rat’s help
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zach silberberg
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saw david lynch’s dune at amc so ofc i got the worm bucket. here’s my review of the product: terrible. the teeth feel awful. if you grab a fistful of popcorn it’s a challenge to lift out all the kernels w/out them getting scraped back down into the worm. 10/10 i love this bucket
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zach silberberg
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happy valentines/madame web day
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zach silberberg
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why do i even try with this guy
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