Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️

Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

Someone was kind enough to approximate where another 2500cc (2200 after next week) would take me 🤨

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

4800 actually haha

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

10 days until 4300cc 😆

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Guess who just got prescribed skinny shots and who’s tiddies are gonna look bigger than ever in comparison (once I lose this weight) 😂

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

This is me attempting to keep my eyes open so I can drive. It’s bright out here 🥵

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

I wish getting on twitch wasn’t a whole goddam production and I didn’t have to spend 30 minutes just getting presentable enough to be in front of a camera to play fucking video games How wonderful that I spent the cost of a luxury suv to still be gross all the time

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

😛

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

I played about 10 hours or something and fell off immediately. One of these days I’ll give it another try maybe

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Just another Saturday around here I think it’s time time to liven things up with some light gun games…

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

Started my 4th at a Korean grocery store to get what we need to make scallop fried rice and now I’m home drinking Singapore Slings. Don’t worry, I have (gluten free) beer, hot dogs, and burgers for later 🫡

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Pretty sure my Switch is dead. I don’t really care at all, but also… I do care a little. I wanted to play some Mario Kart 😡

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Finally these things are good for something…

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

…“That’s a pretty name. How did you decide on that one?” And I sat and thought for a second that she meant something else but nope. It was straight up “you’re clearly trans and weren’t born with that name” and that’s literally never happened to me, lol.

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

I think today I had my first experience ever where someone acknowledged my transiness in public. She was being nice and was super cool, but yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever been properly clocked before. I was getting blood drawn and she was verifying my name and after that was like…

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

I think my bra is doing the heavy lifting today as far as functioning as a top goes

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Thank you!

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

lol, good point

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Thanks for all the birthday love yesterday, yall!

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Haha you’re damn right

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I whipped a bag of beef jerky over my shoulder as I was driving and it stuck between the back seats like this because it’s my birthday and I’m amazing like that

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:29 UTC

Well I’m off to go buy some fancy scotch and a new bra. Happy birthday to me 😂

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

Today is my last birthday that begins with a 3 😭

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

We’re watching the 1966 Adam West Batman movie and goddam it, it’s literally perfect. SO far ahead of its time

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

This isnt even a “I’m old. Who cares?” Type of thing. It’s just that my bday has a tendency to be a shit day and if I DID try to make some sort of plans for it, it would certainly get ruined. So I guess this year I decided to take matters into my own hands and ruin it myself, lol

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

I keep forgetting tomorrow is my birthday. For the first time in all my life I didn’t even ask for the day off. Of course now I’m pretty mad at myself for doing that shit tho 😑

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

I told myself that I wouldn’t drink until the time started with double digits. I didn’t make it, lol. I added the weird Croatian liquor to my coffee at 9:41am. Fuck it. We campin’

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

Hi I’m drunk

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Have we fixed the world by freaking out about shit all the time on Twitter yet or what?

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

That’s right. Still rocking my unopened can of the best Pepsi flavor ever created

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

I enjoy looking at the things that I say on this app that get zero likes, knowing that it would indeed get zero likes over here when I posted it. I have a real hostile relationship with this app and it’s fun to see how much I can get it to dislike me 😂

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

-Fireworks?! At this time of year, at this time of summer, in this part of the world, localized entirely within the months of June and July?! -Yes. -Well that makes perfect sense and I don’t know why I seemed so outraged and surprised a moment ago. I’ll be on my way now

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

When you decide to move a big heavy shelf by yourself and get yourself pinned against the wall thanks to them tiddies…

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Time to get on Twitch to do my Fortnite homework

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

This shouldn’t be only 30 days worth of anything. This is too much of a thing to put into a person in that amount of time

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

When you’re going toe to toe with Macho Man Randy Savage at 5:00, but have ska band practice at 9:00.

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Hahaha

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

I was correctly gendered so hard that when checking into my campsite yesterday the guy took my dad’s name, Michael (which it was registered under) and turned it into Michelle because he figured he was looking at it wrong 😂

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Drinking fancy scotch out of solo cups while camping to celebrate the girlfriend’s 3 year transiversarry

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

even without the money factor you can’t be all like “love is love” and then pretend to be upset when a 29 year old dates a 59 year old

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Regardless, Yall need to mind your own business when it comes to how grown adults choose to live their lives. If I ever manage to pull some cool-ass 70 year-old millionaire and internet outrage fucks it all up for me, imma come punch you in the goddam neck

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Just got an email about them today. Gotta make an account to buy them but I already had one, plus it’s worth it, lol

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Of course I couldn’t resist…

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

Cheers to uh… Wednesday? Anyway imma be on Twitch being good at drinking, but bad at Fortnite 🫡

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

But we can always count on fedex to deliver boxes looking like they were delivered by Ace Ventura 😑

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Expensive barware, but it wasn’t broken thankfully

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

I haven’t had a box arrive this fucked up in years, if ever. Especially one marked fragile. If Amazon ever does one good thing for society, it will hopefully be them putting garbage-ass FedEx out of business once and for all

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

Braid so good I could eat it

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Zeni Zounds 🏳️‍⚧️ @zenizounds.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Leg press? More like press my boobs into my face press

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