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Transphobes should be shown a nice time.
"A very polite crazy person."
"That middle-aged Cishet guy"
Smarties love trash media. I'll consume high art with the best of them, but you give me a day off to drink beer and eat oreos and I'm going to spend it watching absolute garbage.
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I missed a lot of Twitter discourse out of a stubborn refusal to get on Twitter until almost the end. I don't have a lot of patience for fools, and it looked really annoying.
Finally joined during the Uprising because I wanted to follow what was happening in Minneapolis in real-time.
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Filming these big CGI spectacles must be so weird.
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I don't remember this person at all.
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Figured they'd hold out and hope for Trump.
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Dealing with insurance companies is like politics in a samurai movie: You gotta know exactly how long to follow the bullshit rules and exaggerated court politics before breaking down and calling them "honorless dogs!"
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Your brain is prolly fascinating from a scientific perspective but it sounds like it's a bitch to actually live with.
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I don't eat dogs because they're animals I personally like. Same reason I don't eat cephalopods.
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Accessing health care in this country is so deliberately annoying and frustrating that I get mad just doing it to handle my relatively pedestrian issues. I can't imagine how much it must suck for someone handling more complex issues.
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Do what your heart tells you.
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I like dogs.
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Huh, guess I've spent more time in the aftermath so it probably colored my experience.
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It's about how it develops here too. People like stuff the makes loud noise.
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I like the 3rd of July because it's the anniversary of the greatest white nationalist self-own in history.
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Generally more screaming follows a gunshot than fireworks, at least in my experience.
Tho if you call the cops on either they just shrug and walk away.
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Yes, because an impeachment is a political process, not a legal one.
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I'm more of a dolt, but I'll answer to "Hey dumbfuck!"
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Feet are so strange looking, I just can't get into it.
And I'm sad because feet people have a totally harmless and easily satisfied kink and I wish I had it that easy.
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I started a program to recruit at high schools for USPS because if you're not going to college it's a solid option that gives an entrance to jobs across the government.
We had to make sure to do our recruiting on days the military didn't because those guys were big mad about it.
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Meanwhile I'm literally thinking about emigrating to Cuba.
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tbqh Q Lazzarus shoudl've gotten way more of a music career outta that film than she did.
"Goodbye Horses" is a banger and only fools don't recognize that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DV...
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Kinda feeling this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YeV...
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lol my grandad literally drove down a 30 foot embankment and ran off into the woods to escape Pinkertons who were trying to assassinate him for union organizing in the 30's. My grandma kept a shotgun under the counter at their hardware store.
Sooner starve than be a Pink bastard.
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Nope.
Kinda gave up on his films after The Village.
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If I became a Pinkerton my grandfather's ghost would rise from the grave and drag me screaming into hell.
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idk what that would look like
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Bella says it's ok to stop doomscrolling.
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This person is a human made of flesh that is subject to the same frailties that all humans have.
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Say what you will about the movie, the cinematography, costumes, and set design were amazing.
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Your brain cares so little about your consciousness that the "you" who goes to bed might not be the same "you" who wakes up after deep sleep.
Like, you're already possibly not waking up tomorrow.
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Was with my ex-fiancee at the time and only agreed to watch the Twilight films if I was allowed to be both drunk and high.
Jacob, obviously.
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I was carrying a .223 rifle. If they'd started shooting at us I'd have shot back.
Weird how people in power don't think we'll shoot back.
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Ramin Djawadi is the Jon Williams of this generation.
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It won't be bloodless.
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We don't actually have to listen to these people.
Like, the Executive and Legislative branches can fuck with them whenever they want to.
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Imagine being the kind of LibDem jackass who'd hang out with Jo Rowling and then have to sit there, petrified, while she, three bottles deep, starts burbling at you about crossdressing.
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Every day of the Trump administration was a consequential farce.
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Can't decide if that's a brush, a weapon, or a sex toy.
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One thing I'll say about the Cybertruck is that it fosters relationships in the community. A neighbor and I saw one driving by yesterday and had a wonderful "Get a load of that guy!" moment.
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They made the president into a king and by extension made federal law enforcement the fucking Gestapo.
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The fuck would someone steal your trash can?
Fucking strange-ass thing to run off with.
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Dude called into some right-wing show or another and was like, "Yep, I totally wanted to kidnap Pelosi and I hit her husband with a hammer and there wasn't any gay shit."
Turns out he was just another right-wing psycho.
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They call baseball "honkball".
Comic-ass language
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Been trying for a long while to develop respect for the 8th Legion of Space Marines and it's just not working.
Fuck the Night Lords, tbqh.
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Highest paying civilian job in the government is Postmaster General.
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Imagine being a normie lib and getting buttonholed by the billionaire author who's raging at you about deep internet bullshit.
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Feds actually pay pretty well and we have good benefits.
Post Office is an excellent ladder to the middle-class is what I'm saying.
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I don't do crime so much anymore, but I still crime it up.
Laws are fake, everything in society is just shit we made up.
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What I love about Natasha Lyonne is she's like the chick at the dive bar who you found passed out in her own vomit at least once every couple months and had to blast with Naloxone when you found her nodded off in her car, but she cleaned up her act and now just makes cool art and seems happy.
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Bullying works.
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