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Ed Zitron

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Hades 2, folks we love Hades 2, they have ladies in Hades now, they're very good, people are saying that "Ladies can play Hades Too," they're doing lots of damage [gravely voice] but they're saying that Hecate is much too hard for an opening boss fight, the hex is very unfair

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Melody E. McIntyre 's avatar Melody E. McIntyre @melodyemcintyre.bsky.social
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The hex wears off soon enough

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Melody E. McIntyre 's avatar Melody E. McIntyre @melodyemcintyre.bsky.social
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Lol. They think Hecate is too hard? Wait until they face the others!! The Sirens drove me to using God Mode pretty quickly.

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Knife Bird 2000's avatar Knife Bird 2000 @adeuxm.bsky.social
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The only thing hard about her is her abs.

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Will Butler's avatar Will Butler @nowmorethanever.bsky.social
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They told me, they said "Mr. President, this isn't a beta test." It's not a test, folks, it's early access. People call it "exclusive access", that's what a lot of people are saying. The bugs, well, they're not bugs. It's strange that we call them bugs, right? Pretty gross... not bugs, features!

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BeijingPalmer's avatar BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social
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the hex is very easy, you go run around in the corner for eight seconds. in general I've found the boss difficulty curve very good

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Westin Lee's avatar Westin Lee @westinlee.bsky.social
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Mr President u gotta dash and sprint and dash and sprint and you’ll get away use those tiny thumbs

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Charlenerd's avatar Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social
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And from the first game, we remember the first game don’t we folks. The Lernaean Hydra, “Lernie” I used to call him. I remember one time, might have been my thousandth time up to the surface, he came up to me, big hydra, strong hydra, tears streaming down his multiple heads…

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Catbab Grumbleblump's avatar Catbab Grumbleblump @catbabgrumbleblump.bsky.social
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The hex is actually an incredibly good tool to teach people how to dodge as it's completely avoidable by dodging through it over and over until it goes away.

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Cheddar's avatar Cheddar @squeakenjoyer.bsky.social
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the hex is fun because you have a very basic attack while in sheep mode, and you can attack a tree and terrain kill one of the little witches with it and it's satisfying every time.

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xeneth.design's avatar xeneth.design @xeneth.bsky.social
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Cannot tell whether this is meant to be read in the voice of Tom Waits or Donald Trump

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echo's avatar echo @spaceprincessecho.bsky.social
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you know how long it took me to beat meg the first time in Hades 1? this is just how roguelikes play

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