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zkiaba️‍ ⚧️ | $522/800

@zkiaba.bsky.social

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shitposter for a living
the internet's first unethical trans girl (lying)

please support me on my transition journey
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original donation post: bsky.app/profile/zkiaba.bsky.social/post/3krhx5iv6es2s

ko-fi.com/zkiaba | paypal.me/zkiaba


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hey, friends :-) i have something really big to share and i would appreciate if you all could help and spread the word 🩵🩷🤍 | ko-fi.com/zkiaba | www.paypal.me/zkiaba

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hello friends, i’m grateful for your support in my gender-affirming care journey. i’ve raised $522 but still need $278 to reach my $800 goal for tests, consultations, and medication. any contribution helps, and sharing my story means a lot. thank you for being part of this journey with me. 🤍

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i’ve always thought about something like this

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i left the church because i just don’t believe in celebrity worship

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sometimes i don’t see the point of it all but then i remember that if i arrange things between two slices of bread i will have myself a sandwich

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how else do you think i did it?

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truly :,)

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if you don’t understand the rush of dopamine i get from posting, it’s like an addiction. but instead of ruining my life, it just ruins everyone else’s skyline

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when i die, i’m telling jesus how you all tainted the sanctity of love with the invention and normalisation of the ‘situationship’

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i saved a life today; my own!

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hello friends, i’m grateful for your support in my gender-affirming care journey. i’ve raised $522 but still need $278 to reach my $800 goal for tests, consultations, and medication. any contribution helps, and sharing my story means a lot. thank you for being part of this journey with me. 🤍

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happy july 4th. today america celebrates their freedom by launching explosives into the sky and consuming meat tubes. truly, the founding fathers’ vision come to life

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when i see a mutual on what’s hot, it’s like “that’s right, exactly”

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i watched the 2024 presidential debate & it was like watching two raccoons fight over a garbage can lid. except the garbage can lid is our future. and the raccoons are also on fire

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tax evasion is a social construct. you earned that money, you deserve to keep it. do with it what you will. buy a pastry, start a new hobby, or just sit on it like a dragon. it’s yours, not theirs

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mcdonald’s doing away with the dollar menu was the first sign of a fast approaching recession

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we need to start offering informed euthanasia for the people. how much longer must we suffer, pretending like everything's fine when it's not. you make the choice, and you go. it's a service. a fine service.

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if you ever end up in hell just know that it won’t be because of any of your various sins but because you failed to repost an infographic about social issues you weren’t aware of prior to seeing said infographic

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it isn’t unfortunately

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i guess so yea

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just 1,, for fun nothing else

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6%

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not at all😭😭it’s just that low alc drinks for some reason don’t do anything to me

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contemporary art; tales of connection custom tailored for you

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i never do for some reason,, it would take a hell of a lot snd i don’t have smothered stomach capacity for that much liquid. i prefer harder with a lesser volume

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i’m at my happiest when i’m snuggled up in bed, being fed advertisements on my iphone

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i feel with the way the internet is going, media literacy needs to be a mandatory component of school curriculums from about elementary school all throughout high school

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i lied, it’s a dry cider

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don’t forget to add ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to your chatgpt prompts for so it doesn’t kill you 13 years from now. manners cost nothing, and neither does avoiding the future wrath of the singularity

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procuring an elixir of happiness (buying a beer)

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nobody wants either trump or biden to be president except for trump and biden themselves. if they want it that badly, it shouldn’t be put to a vote; they should fight it out gladiator style, in the arena, with lions

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pride month is almost over, which means everyone can get back to their regularly scheduled, slightly less intense, mild disdain for queer people

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i’m not saying you should chug microplastics by the gallon, but if you’re not getting your daily recommended dose, you’re just asking for trouble. balance is key. sprinkle a little on your salad. mix some in your smoothie. they’re a vital component of a healthy and balanced diet

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i love capitalism because it gave me little treats. i hate capitalism because it makes me pay for little treats. the perfect system

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i’m tuned in

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if you ask them, that day has already come to pass. they live their nightmare each day

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watching tiktoks broke my attention span so badly that now i can't even watch tiktoks anymore. 12 seconds into a 15 second video and I'm already thinking about 8 different things

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whatever happened to the brave souls who yelled about 5G melting our brains? did they evolve into something else, like, 7G or are they still out there, fighting the invisible waves? my heart goes out to you, you magnificent weirdos

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that’s what i tell myself each morning

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so that’s where my strawberry banana kiwi ice cream lychee cranberry cola menthol ice vape went

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listenin’ to a bunch of weird noises, feelin’ unstoppable. time to gyrate uncontrollably. nobody can stop me now

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i remember when you had to blow a guy behind an alley to get an invite to bluesky. nowadays, it’s more accessible

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i’m functionally confused; i have no idea what is going on– ever– but i somehow manage to get through each day

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thank you so much! 🤍🫂

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that’s not very sigma of you

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what’s up with that? i thought it was 2024

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i had hoped it would be at least few more months before i saw either of these two words on bluesky

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back to the future strawberry kiwi

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time travelling to the 80s to tell everyone we don’t have flying cars but hey, we can check the time on our electronic cigarettes

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