Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Book

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

The victorian child survived, and now he’s kicking my ass at Hoop and Stick

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

no, I said I have a phonographic memory. cursed to know all these songs that came out like 100 years ago

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

this is the funniest outcome, to me

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

“I present to you now, the bus driver class of 2024!” (audience rises to solemnly sing ‘the wheels on the bus’)

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

noo my blorbos

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

like your angry text formatting is an empty threat to my executive dysfunction.

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

not only that, they make electronic music

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

the woman whose job it is to process monthly expenses for my org sends out these reminder emails the day before they’re due and I swear they’ve slowly gotten angrier and more unhinged over the course of the last 2 years. like she’s using yellow highlight, bold 20 point font and triple asterisks now

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

he’s on bluesky, I think

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

for the record, this is one of my areas of practice

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

I’ll ask if they’re recording it

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

I was asked to be on another panel, so I get to Be Like This again

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

my contribution

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

I need to get one of these while they’re still affordable

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

I’m trying to compile a list of songs for puppygirls. assistance appreciated

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

“I Fist Life”

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

life finds a way. here’s hoping it turns around

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

thanks babe

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

no, but the Sweet Caroline Baby is so buried in my subconscious so fervently that aliens reanimating my corpse will get that before my name

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

I can live my life, I can be the person to others that I needed in my past. The wounds of my adolescence have scabbed over, at least. but there are a few people where, if they approached asking for forgiveness, I would explicitly deny them that closure. I might have more thoughts later tonight

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

it’s a great place to be; validating but doesn’t draw attention from the weirdos

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

thanks to transitioning, I’ve gone from “4-8 likes” hot to “20-30 likes” hot

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

yes

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

“we’re playing some Latin funk with some… coughing right now”

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

less media for me to “get around to at some point”

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

I see the same joy in the eyes

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

let’s not forget, the french excel at protests that involve fire, and this is what they did

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

welcome to the family, “vampire detective series, with different vampire rules that’s making sarah kind of angry” you’ll join all these other script ideas I will never finish

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

I was raised by a Sports Dad, but I didn’t really care for sport, much to his chagrin. And then I met my wife, who was raised by D&D Parents. so anytime my wife and I are at a sporting event and asks why the referees did something, I just have to look on helplessly

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

best I can do is a saarinen arm chair in blue

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

the sport or the volkswagen

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

black blazers: for when your coworkers don’t need to know your top is sleeveless and backless

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

my favorite restaurant

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

whole lot of Men On The Internet (tm) whose real life personalities I can only describe as “smaller than life”

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

more than one way to skin a cat, or just get them pre-skinned like the rest of us do

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:42 UTC

I believed in you!

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

I believed in you

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

this is transphobic. I’m so sorry

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

the guy 😮

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

I mean, he wrote to anybody who was anybody, you’d need closer to a week

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

it’s my personal theory, but the timelines and stories of how he got to the US absolutely line up

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

I feel like I’ve said this before, but you absolutely need to see the special collection at the USC libraries, they have like EVERYTHING he put to paper

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Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

he’s absolutely meant to be who Victor Laszlo in Casablanca is standing in for

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