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Self hating bourgeois


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Where’s the ketchup?

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This yank says eat me you utter twat.

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Always happy to help out the good folks at Golden Gate Capital.

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Haunting your nightmares is the mark of a great film, which you will eventually reassess. And the Digital Underground track at the end rules (Tupac’s film debut!).

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Looks comfy

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Nobody is saying that

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Were you alive in 2004?

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Why not ask them what they would like to hear?

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You should bring that to the next potluck at Tom and Bunny’s place

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All you need to know is to stop following the people using them.

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Why saddle a charismatic dynamo like Harris with such a milquetoast running mate?

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Not sure which one is going to unhinge their jaw and consume the other’s head.

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It took a second for me to remember - he’s the guy who is halfway between Mr. Clean and Michael Berryman.

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Good god, man!

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They are called “flyboys”

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When Joan has a third glass of Pinot Gris, watch the f*ck out.

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What would you serve on the side?

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Reminds me of a friend from undergrad who became an MD.

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If it’s mayonnaise, you need to see a doctor

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Except for baby aspirin orange

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Sounds like a certain Chicago area father’s rights attorney (except for the Robin Hood stuff).

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I agree, but I am an old, former smoker

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The question is whether it looks cooler than vaping.

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Thank you for this

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Want a truly scary remake of Escape from Witch Mountain.

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Apparently not as exciting as yours.

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Oh dear. Did you hit your head again?

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But the drum solo is?

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Looks like your basic, replacement level frozen pizza.

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Personal injury attorneys, on the other hand…

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Only thing worse is pissing off the clerk.

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Unfortunately, it’s now a quilted butthole

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Don’t forget audiophile dweebs.

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“You guys” refers to folks who show their a**es on here trying to own someone more intelligent. Is it OK if I follow you to laugh at you?

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Or is it milf taxi?

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As long as I get the big piece.

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Way to crush him with unemotional logic

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Will it still be kind of horny?

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I see Bears fans googling pork bibimbap.

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I bet they would like Henry Cow a lot more.

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Hotter take: kids won’t find it boring.

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Stage name?

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Gotta stay in fighting trim

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Could his lawyers have done something in pre-trial discovery to get the names of witnesses?

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No way I would pass up the opportunity to vote for Bizzarro. Especially for circuit judge.

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Is there a funny story behind this pretty specific hatred?

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Did Bob dump 1,000,000 mosquitoes on the conference room table again?

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They both take their money. She’s Caitlin from State Farm. He is proud of a co-worker.

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Is there a playlist somewhere?

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So on-brand as an old man who requires paper. Probably has staff print Mapquest directions when he travels.

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