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Where’s the ketchup?
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Self hating bourgeois
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Where’s the ketchup?
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This yank says eat me you utter twat.
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Always happy to help out the good folks at Golden Gate Capital.
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Haunting your nightmares is the mark of a great film, which you will eventually reassess. And the Digital Underground track at the end rules (Tupac’s film debut!).
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Looks comfy
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Nobody is saying that
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Were you alive in 2004?
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Why not ask them what they would like to hear?
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You should bring that to the next potluck at Tom and Bunny’s place
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All you need to know is to stop following the people using them.
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Why saddle a charismatic dynamo like Harris with such a milquetoast running mate?
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Not sure which one is going to unhinge their jaw and consume the other’s head.
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It took a second for me to remember - he’s the guy who is halfway between Mr. Clean and Michael Berryman.
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Good god, man!
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They are called “flyboys”
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When Joan has a third glass of Pinot Gris, watch the f*ck out.
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What would you serve on the side?
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Reminds me of a friend from undergrad who became an MD.
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If it’s mayonnaise, you need to see a doctor
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Except for baby aspirin orange
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Sounds like a certain Chicago area father’s rights attorney (except for the Robin Hood stuff).
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I agree, but I am an old, former smoker
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The question is whether it looks cooler than vaping.
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Thank you for this
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Want a truly scary remake of Escape from Witch Mountain.
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Apparently not as exciting as yours.
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Oh dear. Did you hit your head again?
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But the drum solo is?
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Looks like your basic, replacement level frozen pizza.
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Personal injury attorneys, on the other hand…
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Only thing worse is pissing off the clerk.
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Unfortunately, it’s now a quilted butthole
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Don’t forget audiophile dweebs.
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“You guys” refers to folks who show their a**es on here trying to own someone more intelligent. Is it OK if I follow you to laugh at you?
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Or is it milf taxi?
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As long as I get the big piece.
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Way to crush him with unemotional logic
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Will it still be kind of horny?
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I see Bears fans googling pork bibimbap.
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I bet they would like Henry Cow a lot more.
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Hotter take: kids won’t find it boring.
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Stage name?
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Gotta stay in fighting trim
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Could his lawyers have done something in pre-trial discovery to get the names of witnesses?
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No way I would pass up the opportunity to vote for Bizzarro. Especially for circuit judge.
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Is there a funny story behind this pretty specific hatred?
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Did Bob dump 1,000,000 mosquitoes on the conference room table again?
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They both take their money. She’s Caitlin from State Farm. He is proud of a co-worker.
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Is there a playlist somewhere?
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So on-brand as an old man who requires paper. Probably has staff print Mapquest directions when he travels.
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