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Zachary Reese

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Human person from Philadelphia - University of Pennsylvania - I work on "computer stuff"


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this is literally the most perfect UI design I've ever seen

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Finally some good news

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Because this worked soooo well for Panera

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A basic cheesesteak at Tony and Nick's is a little over $13. Trump ordered 200 of them, so that's $2650. Assuming they got nothing but the sandwiches, $500 is only an 18% tip. If they got a side of fries for each sandwich ($5) it would be 14%. C'mon, man.

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I feel like in order to be a journalist you should have to be friends with at least three people who own fur-suits first

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Large uptick in “BOOM!” replies to mundane statements tho

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I see why this is so impressive. I mean, my seven-year-old could pass the Turing test.

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Yes Google AI, that’s what “prayer conditioning” means and it’s not just a simple pun on “air conditioning.” How are you so bad at this.

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Inside Out 2 in 3D is absolutely worth it for the incredible shaders used on the PS2-era character. There’s like jaggy aliasing, but it has this amazing depth effect… I can’t even describe how great it looked.

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Lin "Manuel" Miranda FIRED by Disney! Is the nepo baby tide finally turning? Did we all WAKE UP and realize he is actually very bad at songs and rap music??? Did he miss "his shot"????

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Okay, first of all, how dare you call them puppets

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The whole op-ed is worth reading. Dude certainly had some thoughts.

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"no, seriously, these hostages WANT you to give me a helicopter"

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Okay sure, I can spare a few minutes to give you my thoughts on Animal Well

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Animal Well is very very very good, but please, let’s call it a “knyttlike” instead of meteoidvania

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I'm sure no one put much thought into compositing two generic photos for this story, but the result is hilarious. It makes this dude look like he either has an uncontrollable obsession with babies or he's never seen a pregnant person before.

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can you get more than three in a row at once? and would you mind if I tried to prototype a digital version of this?

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Omg my children only know the aurora borealis as "that thing from Steamed Hams?"

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very impressive. I broke no less than SEVEN bobby pins this morning trying to get into a Master level safe, and that wasn't even real life.

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I just typed "acetaminophen" in an email and spelled it correctly on the first try

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How is this both completely unreal and totally expected

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Audience going wild for a Mallard Fillmore cameo in a Marvel Movie

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“It’s about antisemitism on college campuses”

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now, I didn’t get no fancy veterinarian degree, but

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What could possibly go wrong

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remove nate silver from earth

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Massive misinformation campaigns promoting the idea that Godzilla isn’t real, leading to high level deflection tactics and scapegoating. “Look, I’m just asking questions.”

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ffvii rebirth is basically warioware but if all the microgames were several hours long

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My third grader apparently has an insurrection themed spelling test tomorrow

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What about Quakers? We're in favor of reparations, you dolt

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We were living in a diss tape Cold War.

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josh shapiro called to ask if my kids were alright not 30 seconds after it happened. and he said he'd personally come and straighten my picture frames.

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Making knitted toys is some disturbing shit

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Has he always had Ph.D. in his username, or did he add that after everyone realized he doesn't really know anything?

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Trying to court that tongue twister vote

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This Lego Friends space set is one of the coolest sets I’ve bought in years. It’s just such a fresh style and has that goofy Lego magic from the space sets of the 80s and 90s.

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fm towns scorsese

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I am so tired of seeing this copypasta everywhere

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We as a society must commit to either: - making 1/4” TRS cables look more like dongs, or - making dongs look more like 1/4” TRS cables Either way, something has to change. This is not sustainable.

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My spouse calls this “load bearing seltzer”

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Core Memory: I bought this cassette the day it came out. Clover wouldn’t sell it to me because of the parental advisory so I got a guy from behind the 7-11 to buy it for me in exchange for some cigarettes. His name was “Spider.”

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it's old tumblr slang for "anon"

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An antivaxxer posted an Instagram story attacking my workplace with a flashing “FACTS 100%” sticker and Creed’s With Arms Wide Open as the soundtrack. It's like he's inside my head and knows all of my triggers.

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It's like she didn't even listen to the words coming out of her own mouth

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