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Inspector Ratchet@1nspectratchet.bsky.social |
"Elon Musk" sounds like some type of weak potion that would get you 0 gold in skyrim
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Arash Mohebbi
@thatoldbear.bsky.social
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"attracts most kinds of rats +5"
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house atreides pug
@beverlycrusher.bsky.social
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"would get you 0 gold in skyrim" is an insane roast
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TheRubberdom 👢Blue Sky Sunset 🌍👭#Life 🇩🇪💕#Fashion #FetisH
@therubberdom.bsky.social
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But would work as the name of a Bond Villain 🤔
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Teton Kali
@tetonkali.bsky.social
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In D&D it would be -5 to charisma saving rolls and -4 to intelligence saving rolls.
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nika 🐦⬛
@sojapojke.de
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Like something you would extract from the anal glands of a wild male elon
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Keenan
@keenan313.bsky.social
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Or a cologne... For men that men don't like, and women despise. But polar bears and sharks can track you for a 1000 miles. Johnny Depp would do the commercials and print ads
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Kauffy
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It's like a quest item from a shitty DLC. "You must return three musk glands from the elon-- a shapeshifting mimic with no true form, but recognizable by hemorrhaging treasure everywhere it goes, as well as a parade of kobolds and hobgoblins that follow and defend blindly, regardless of the odds."
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