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Inspector Ratchet
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I will manifest there
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Inspector Ratchet@1nspectratchet.bsky.social |
1819 followers 1076 following 517 posts
I didn't ask to be here
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I will manifest there
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JoWonderland
@jowonderland.bsky.social
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I was at Michael’s arts and crafts and they are ready for you.
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Now that 4th of July is behind us, it's time for me to furiously decorate for Halloween
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SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Looking to ride the white pony tonight if you catch my drift (Gatorade frost glacier cherry)
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Aristophon
@aristophon.bsky.social
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brb. Gonna post this on 'Nextdoor'.
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I guess he's not cruci-fuckin around
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Folks should we tell em
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Jesus is canonically a Heinz Ketchup man
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN 🎶🇺🇲 WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M [redacted]
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Supine Jennings
@supinejennings.bsky.social
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Keep Christ in Christmas-in-July.
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vibeulator
@vibeulator.bsky.social
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He just couldn't help himself
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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[Violently kicking down the door of an elderly care nursing facility] I NEED VOLUNTEERS TO RUN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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If I was a foreigner visiting the United States for the first time I'd just get drunk at a baskin Robbins and then leave
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Debate drinking game: take a shot for every time you are disappointed, you should have died 27 years ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Looking for some street legal Gatorade
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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A bee just flew inside my car so I'll need a ride to work for the next 2-3 business years
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I don't need therapy. I just barked at a pedestrian crossing the street. I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"I still get butterflies around you" no baby that is either diarrhea or anxiety 💖✨️🙏
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I want to be Disney's first divorced princess
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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💕💖🎖✨️🙏thank u friend!
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator
@therealdcf.bsky.social
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Tell him he can get an expansion pack with a DIGITAL thermometer! It costs $29.99.
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Got this game for my dad for Father's day! He hates it!
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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In unison: "thank u McAfee"
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I'm done being the better person It's time to summon a biblical swarm of locusts
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Joni Mac'daHup'la™ 💬
@jonimacadahupla.bsky.social
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I read a Corn Flakes box this morning. Surprisingly gripping. (Riboflavin did it)
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Justin Lacy
@julyantics.bsky.social
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He has no style He has no grace This Kong Belongs in The Hague
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Lanky Kong must be tried for his war crimes
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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To play Donkey Kong 64, you MUST have the N64 Expansion Pack inserted into your control deck
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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I get nervous telling people I like to read. "What are you reading?" The last piece of literature I read was the donkey kong 64 manual (pdf)
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Who up hobbying they lobby
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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They should sell swords at gas stations
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"It's just down the street " - me describing a location 47 miles away
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"If you don't like it, keep scrolling " ok first of all, this is MY website
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Oh my god i remember this jingle
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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And for my next trick, I will be functioning on 3 hours of sleep and a Flintstones vitamin I ingested 27 years ago
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Beth
@thisbethlife.bsky.social
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I cannot use the word casserole or my husband won’t eat it. Even if it’s a literal casserole. I’m just like, it’s a chicken and rice bake with savory cream sauce honey.
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Browsing for casserole recipes in incognito mode
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"What do you do for a living?" Suffer
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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This is a mother's day tweet
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"Do you smoke the devil's lettuce?" Mom, why the h*ck would I smoke coleslaw
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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My brain: You shouldn't eat so much The fat rolls on my neck: shut up
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Lmao UGH
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Who in this room do you think has the lowest credit score
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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May divorce be with you
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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Happy Friday! Does anyone have any cool weekend plans? Here's mine:
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Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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what generation do I belong to? context: I'm 300 years old and I like poptarts
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