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[USER DEATH IMMINENT]
@57htz.bsky.social
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I’ll have to try that when my video finishes encoding.
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[USER DEATH IMMINENT]@57htz.bsky.social |
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SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I’ll have to try that when my video finishes encoding.
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Gunter Foath, MBA and Veteran
@manzanero.bsky.social
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Apologies to airport security but I’ll always accept luggage or packages from strangers. That’s just all men are brothers mindset at work
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Seems unideal.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Thoughts on baja blast?
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I love outsider art.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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It’s called neocities
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Let's see Paul Allen's carrd.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Joey was banned from the Nathans contest because he picked up a sponsorship from a meatless hot dog company.
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I went to bed over an hour ago but I’m still awake because I wound myself up getting mad about imaginary scenarios.
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I read this one, I remember it being pretty okay.
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They tried dinosaurs, D&D, and Cowboy sets. They tried 40k and Fallout commander decks. They tried fortnight and Hatsune Miku secret lair drops. I resisted. But this new legally distinct redwall set? Full of little guys going on magic adventures? It might just be what gets me back into MtG.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Sandy Loam conspicuously absent. What happened to her?
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Aimee Mann shot me with a crossbow with the intent to kill in 2002. Still love her music though.
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Thank you for telling me my lived experience is invalid. I like to stay humble and being told what happened to me actually wasn’t that bad (assuming I’m not making it up) really helps.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Welfare check emails from the burrito place have shifted from concern about my psychological health to a more casual 'why don't we hang out anymore?'.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I've been 40 years old since I turned 36.
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Severe chunderstorm warning.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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You’re overthinking, it just needs to say Facilities.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I moved the pins to something that was easier to put them on but was also a little smaller. I also added a few new ones to the collection.
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Fucked up if true.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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They changed some of the puzzles in the Riven remake and have thus made the strategy guide I purchased in 1997 worthless. If Borders was still in business I’d march right back down there and demand a refund.
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It is never too early to decide to have a bad day.
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Having some Problems this evening.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I love that you can go to the grocery store between June and July and buy what is essentially a stick of dynamite.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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A cool idea but it will never work. Video games and the internet are both at a dead end.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Terminated from my role in the romantic relationship because I failed to make quota every week an entire fiscal year, insubordination, dereliction of duties as assigned, I failed to attend mandatory racial sensitivity and substance abuse coaching sessions, and I lied about my forklift certification.
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Moby Dick
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The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Weather or not the us deserved 9/11 is not relevant to weather or not you would have let it happen.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Depends on context (is it being reclaimed?). Technically yes. Absolutely not.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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Reading the Law & Order wiki.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I pulled weeds all morning and dropped off like six bags of used clothes to goodwill for my folks. I drove nine hours to do chores on my vacation and I still have a couple things left they need me to take care of.
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I’m media preservationist actually.
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eepy thug
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Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.
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Visiting with my folks for my vacation and they are asking me a lot of questions about retirement I don’t know how to answer. Not like it matters, I’ve only been here for like five…or was it eight…uh twelve…um fifteen? wait no sixteen years. Shit.
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Around hour 3 of my 5 hour drive spotify decided it was tired of my playlist and tried to slip me some 00s rock. franz ferdinand coming on scared the hell out of me.
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Wrong shoes, too many tattoos.
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The whole theme song is a banger for real.
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"He's like The Joker" - My nephew, regarding Bart Simpson
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@57htz.bsky.social
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This is why they invented capitalism to keep people occupied with money. They don’t want people to know how easy it is to discover deep gnostic truths and wisdom.
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All this to play a battle royal goddamn
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Moby Dick
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Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing. When you think it fled, it may have but become transfigured into some still subtler form.
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See I heard the other chefs died of selenium poisoning.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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There is one single electron existing at all points in space and time forever and it is very tired.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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One thing that's interesting is that if you ask older folks 'when you were a kid, how many of your friends died before they were 16?' the answer won't be zero. We tend to forget it was pretty common for people, especially kids, to just up and die.
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I'm a realist in the sense that even in my fantasies I feel like I deserve to suffer somehow.
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What the horse considers play, the monkey considers business. Something to think about.
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@57htz.bsky.social
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I know we all love killdozer and direct action, but please remember the dude was a greed addled jerk whose main beef with the government was that they wouldn't let him dump raw sewage into an irrigation channel.
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That was a good one-off in austin powers. Where he goes “There you are!” to some stranger who says “Do I know you?” and he says “No, but there you are!”
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Becoming immortal now, as the sun begins to set on human civilization, would suck for a lot of reasons. The least of them being all the generations you will spend in mourning for websites and media that are lost to you forever.
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We had one of these when I was a kid, which was weird because WC was banned in our house (it gave mom gas real bad).
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