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Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC

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Pollinators warn Biden no longer visible in ultraviolet spectrum "To us, he is lost."

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aliens after studying lawn signs from space: take me to your comptroller

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JAY MOHR: (from sewer) WAIT! DON'T WALK AWAY! IT'S ME! JAY MOHR! I'M STILL ALIVE DOWN HERE!!! FRIEND: Do you hear something? ME: (snapping head towards the sewer sound) No. Let's go. Quickly.

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Free Lunch Taste So Good When You Ain’t Got A Bitch In Ya Ear Telling You There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

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Women love it when a man pulls a beautiful albino rabbit out of a top hat.

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Taking one puff of a Djarum Black and losing control of the vehicle

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For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we'll pick up two goatmen or pigmen in the suburbs of Philadelphia

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Putting on a full rubber fetish suit to sit down and eat a burger

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Mr. President I am coming over to check your medicine cabinet for expired pills so they can be safely disposed of!

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they should make a movie like The Wrestler but its about an old guy who has to go back to chugging soda on youtube for a living despite his failing health because its all he knows how to do

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How are we rolling into Shadow of the Erdtree? This is what I’m rocking with.

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This week I am inviting fireworks scolds to lighten up a bit.

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I want cake and ice cream with candy on top! But I’m grounded for acting fresh!

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Rachel grew turnips which are proving to be a delightful addition to my salad right now.

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(burst of static) the Grinch has been poached. over (whipping my headset across the situation room) FUCK!!!!!

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youtube essay with synthwave camptown races cover playing for 3 hours

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Slackers, wastrels, and layabouts make me want to fucking puke!

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Liberalism has successfully reconciled respect for marginalized identities with advanced capitalism’s contempt for human life in general, and I think that’s beautiful

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Shameful display on the debate stage last night. I will be voting for Dr. Pussygetta in the general.

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Slackers, wastrels, and layabouts make me want to fucking puke!

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it was delightful. highly recommended if you stumble across one

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Mulder getting dogwalked into Skinner’s office for magdumping at the Reddit Alien in a crowded cyber café

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Last night we let the ambient jungle do the talking

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