Found out from the neighbors yesterday that the previous owner of my home ran a... cult? Maybe not a cult, but a "homebrew non traditional religion"
Didn't believe them until I found the news stories. And yup, that's definitely my home looking like a cult compound.
Then one day, one of the members shows up. You try to convince him they moved, but they refuse that answer, try to force their way in, and donโt understand why the cult has a new bouncer. He questions where his beliefs went wrong and why he is being shunned.
We should for real start a new religion.
I'll be the New Pope. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday are our religious observant days. On those days will be fornication, intoxication, relaxation, and stonedification.
Our GODs will be Chech and Chong. The great ones sharing weed.
We moved and my dad rented our old house out. Not technically a cult, but they were a "church" that bordered on snake handling and were convinced that Reagan was the antichrist and they'd go to heaven shortly.
They were nice, but were annoying.
Yes, old story.